hot-shock

When an average looking guy or girl dumps a hottie, they go into a state of denial and disbelief, aka, hot-shock.

A hot young girl dating and living with an older man gets dumped. She ignores it and continues to live there thinking he will just change his mind. She doesn't understand how someone would want to break up with such a hottie. Total hot-shock.

by Amanda1230 August 14, 2009

Orchestra shock

The moment when a soloist first plays a piece with a full orchestra and has his/her mind blown by the incredible sound. Usually accompanying symptoms include soiling of pants in response to said sound.

Guy 1: Hey what's wrong with Bill?
Guy 2: He just finished playing a piano concerto with an orchestra and he's still recovering from orchestra shock.

by ~AContributor~ December 4, 2011

Hillary shock

The thought of Hillary being President that scare you so much it puts you in shock.

The presidential debate with Hillary and Trump put me in Hillary shock.

by Secret mic secret November 8, 2017

toe shocked

the jamming of a big toe into a womans vagina and or butt hole

Hey Jacob?

Yea?

Guess what i did last night?

What?

I just toe shocked the fuck out of my girlfriend last night

hell yea!!

by toeshockman January 16, 2011

Botoxic shock

The look of permanent suprrise that results from one-too-many injections of Botox or Restylane.

Susan's botox treatments have made her look not younger, but perpetually astounded. She always looks as though she walked into a huge surprise party, or woke up next to a wildebeest. She has a serious case of botoxic shock.

by rococo March 13, 2010

shock bag

A shock bag like a shocker, but for men: First two fingers in the ass, and a pinky flick to the ball bag.

Kalvin: Why is Greg crying?
Natdog: He got a shock bag!
Kalvin: Shock bag?
Natdog: Two in the stink and a pinky flick to the ball bag.

by danns April 14, 2015

show-shocked

Physical condition one experiences after attending a rock show or concert, or participating in any event that includes moshing. Symptoms may include bruising on various areas of the body, ringing of the ears, hangover, fatigue, aching feet and headache.

Dude, I was so show-shocked after Godsmack last night. All I could do was sit on the sofa, eat Doritos and watch football.

by Spydoggie November 7, 2008