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Scooter the Gooch

(Verb)
1. When the clitoris is stimulated by rubbing against a partner’s gooch. 2. Hetero-tribbing. 3. To lose by a narrow margin in the last second.

alt. Gucci Scooter
(1)“Hey Janet are you going to make it to the OFFL Fantasy draft tonight?”
“Nah, I’ll probably stay in, open a bottle of wine, and Scooter the Gooch with hubby”
(2) “Man, I really Scootered the Gooch last game.”
by Buckle My Shoe 3 4 November 26, 2020
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Stupid Scooter

Term used for placing your nose in a persons anus when in the 69 position.
"She rode my face like a stupid scooter"
by Carty September 12, 2006
mugGet the Stupid Scootermug.

Scooter-Wave

A term used to describe the two hour period between 2:00 PM and 4:00 PM where little kids on scooters fill the entire skate park and snake everyone.
Skater 1: "Dude I keep getting cut off by 5 year old's on scooters! Whats going on?"
Skater 2: "Its a Scooter-Wave dude. They come out of nowhere."
by Buce Or Fireapple9 April 14, 2016
mugGet the Scooter-Wavemug.

Poop Scooter

A person whom is dropping a deuce whilst riding an electric scooter.
AKA: Dook scoot
Poop Scooter: a person whom is dropping a deuce whilst riding an electric scooter.
AKA: Dook scoot
1: "Heeeeey!"
2: Sup, guurl?"
1: "What you doin' later?"
2: "Poop scootin' to the liquor store. Need somethin'?"
by Holden McKack July 25, 2021
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Store scooter

A convince that most stores have, but is abused by fat lazy people’s whos ass cheeks hang off both sides of the chair.
I’m sorry elderly lady there are no more store scooters, big Bertha over there is using it to drag her ass around the store.
by Post rosaries March 1, 2019
mugGet the Store scootermug.

Pooper Scooter

Someone who "scoots" or nudges dog pop into the bushes instead of picking it up and disposing of it properly. Pooper scooters want people to think they are picking up after their dog when they really aren't.
Miles: Don't forget the pooper scooper!
McCord: it's cool I'll just kick it into some bushes or something.
Miles: Dude you're such a pooper scooter
by Andythemailman April 20, 2013
mugGet the Pooper Scootermug.

Scooter head

Person 1:Yo he’s a fucking scooter head
Person 2: exactly
by Epikgamer08 April 15, 2021
mugGet the Scooter headmug.

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