Oklahoma Sasquatch

When you and your spouse or significant other dress up as Sasquatch and have intercourse in the Dollar General parking lot.

Did you hear that Dalton and Ashley did the Oklahoma Sasquatch?

by BigKountry April 14, 2021

Majestic Eagle Sasquatch

Something ugly that acts in a manor considered to be graceful or beautiful.

She then ascended like a majestic eagle sasquatch into the heavens.

by 3lectronicFan July 5, 2019

Angry Sasquatch

The act of stomping on a womans foot so hard that it becomes extremely swollen, then having at least 5 guys give her an Abe Lincoln (jizz on her face, cut off their pubes and throw them in her face). She will look like a hairy big foot or sasquatch and chances are she will be quite angry.

That bitch wouldn't give me a blumpkin, so me and my pals gave her an angry sasquatch!

by Big Freak January 5, 2009

Tony the Sasquatch

A tall lanky male who likes bunghole. His dick was probably cut down to half the size at birth. Prefers black men. Attracts gay guys.

The person from out of the fire, into the crap ashes.

"That whore is like sucking your own dick, no normal person enjoys it and it probably hurts like Tony the Sasquatch."

by court the dort August 24, 2009

Sneaky Sasquatch

When one with a hairy butt hole has an unexpected dump sneak up on them and make them poop their pants

Tanner: Man Josh told me a joke that made me laugh so hard I found a sneaky sasquatch in my pants

by shatster5.0 October 22, 2010

Sunset Sasquatch

When I stick my Big foot in your poon.

My dogs are barkin from all the Sunset Sasquatch love my old ladys been requesting.

by RVCIII January 14, 2008

Armless Sasquatch

Euphemism for a bowel movement.

Chris: "Yo Andrew, give me five... I've got to release an armless sasquatch."

Andrew: "Yeah man, no worries. You should have seen the armless sasquatch I left in the toilet last night."

by Scottsdale182 July 19, 2010