Guess you're taking the scenic route to the hole

This phrase is said while golfing. to someone who isn't keeping their ball within the fairway. It usually means they're in the trees or hazard areas.

Your ball is about two inches off of the white house's fence. I guess you're taking the scenic route to the hole.

by jokesandluck September 9, 2025

route roamer

"Route Roamer" (noun): A person who embraces the art of public transportation, often embarking on spontaneous journeys through various bus routes, embracing the urban landscape, and finding hidden gems along the way.

"Every weekend, John transforms into a true 'Route Roamer,' hopping on different buses without a fixed destination.”

by Adamparker August 14, 2023

inspect the evacuation route

To inspect, and explore, one's anus.

Dan had to inspect Stuart's evacuation route, and it made him harder than Chinese algebra.

"Inspect the evacuation route, Dan"
"Don't fucking have to tell me twice."
*tongue drools*

by Phantom Spaceman July 20, 2017

Romeo's route

Skateboard terminology.
When a skateboarder grinds or slides on a handrail up a stairset instead of down.
An inference to Romeo and Juliet, wherein Romeo climbs the balcony to Juliet. In this case, the skater, "Romeo", rides the rail up the stairs to "Juliet".

Jeremy leapt up to the rail into a crooked grind, taking Romeo's route up the 4 set.

by Antoine Remindola November 27, 2020

Smugglers Route

A smugglers route is an easier way to get to a destination.

There's a lot of traffic on the highway, so I took the smugglers route.

by SueNellFL November 9, 2022

b-route!

the astronomical way
stairnomics
quasotic agreement
the one with helmets
and a blurb: there's a cursor in the sky
clique__find

b-route!, succession and progression a myth__mystery 3 egypt__mist 3 black__<spirit silcrow red nx passion
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<are you moved? :}

by □○ January 4, 2024

Joan Rivers route

Turning into what you made fun of yesterday.

The bubbly girl went the Joan Rivers route and started to practice the double standards she always preached against before, and she got harder and harder to respect as she got older (not that anybody respected her much before).

by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021