shitter's remorse

The feeling of remorse you feel after you think you finished taking a shit and you wipe and flush, and you realize you haven't finished.

As I stood up, a wave of shitter's remorse flushed over me as I realized - I hadn't finished.

by ass connoisseur January 10, 2014

Fingerer's Remorse

The feeling you get when driving after realizing that the guy you just gave the finger will now be sitting alongside you at a very long traffic light or was heading to the same store. First used by Adam Carrolla on his podcast 1/16/2020.

I got a bad case of fingerer's remorse when I realized that the guy to whom I had just enthusiastically flipped the bird for cutting me off in traffic was pulling into the bosses space where I had come to interview for my dream job.

by Meg Nutman January 16, 2020

Voter’s Remorse

When you voted for a candidate based on identity politics versus the candidate’s abilities and agendas.

In 2021, millions of voters questioned the political decision they made at the polls and showed all classical signs of voter’s remorse.

by rbrice March 13, 2022

Daters Remorse

the feeling of remorse felt by the person paying for the date at the end of the date, usually caused by either a) not receiving the expected gratification for which the payment was preferred, b) realizing that the gratification was not worth the invested time, money or other asset.

When the return on investment for a date is lower than expected.

Usually accompanied by quantification of the investment balanced against the total return.

So we walked out of the restaurant, she says thank you and hops into the first cab she sees. Meanwhile, it's too late to call anyone else and I'm out 240 bucks. I got the worst daters remorse, I felt like just dialing a prostitute, but I didn't have enough money.

I spent 4 weeks listening to her talk about her invalid cat, who's so brave for living despite his injury (it's a damn cat!), and finally, after date 6, she finally lets me boink her and she's a total starfish. I had such bad daters remorse, I considered asking her for the $800 I invested in her as a refund. Total bait and switch.

by Noble Monkey November 21, 2009

Gamers Remorse

the regretfull feeling one gets whilst trudging exhaustedly through the day after a dutiful night of gaming...

Tim: Why are you so tired Dylan?
Dylan: I have gamers remorse...
Tim: Ahhh, too much World of Warcraft last night?

by Captain Fodder January 12, 2011

Saver's remorse

The feeling of regret after one has controlled their impulse to buy something (usually expensive), and then later returned to the store, only to find that their intended purchase has already been bought by someone else. The opposite of buyer's remorse.

Jack had serious saver's remorse after he returned to Nordstrom to buy a sick pair of Rock and Republic's he saw a few days ago, but found that they were completely out of his size.

by r&r_metro December 9, 2008

Biden remorse

Biden remorse is the sense of regret after having voted for Joe Biden in the 2020 Presidential Election. It is frequently associated with people suffering from TDS.

Man, I sure have Biden remorse after hearing that Joe canceled the Keystone XL Pipeline.
China is invading the USA, Biden remorse.
Hunter got off scot-free, Biden remorse.

I am having Biden remorse after my taxes went up and I can't buy any food.

by 1776Matters January 26, 2021