reeves

a prude nun

that reeves is scared of dicks

by holycowmamamaama September 24, 2009

Keanu Reeves

Used to replace a swear word or an offensive remark.

What the Keanu Reeves are you doing to my Keanu Reeves?

by officer buufasa February 9, 2009

Reevesing

To dumpster dive at a transexual medical operations facility to collect cut off dicks.

"What are you doing this weekend Dave?"
"I thought I'd go reevesing, you?"
"I went reevesing last night and got a couple trophy black ones and ate them up!"

by meatlover October 11, 2008

Reepist

a person who sucks dick and kills people

"oh my gosh its a fucking reepist"

by Zane-A June 11, 2018

please revise

corporate jargon for: fix this shit you sent me

"Paperwork is missing beneficiary"
"please revise"

"Paperwork Salary does not match hourly rate"
"Please revise"

by pspice February 3, 2014

jaxson reeves

Is fucking stuck on one girl he dated and is a dick.But he can be funny-ish and gets in trouble a lot.

Hey did you see Jaxson reeves he’s a dick

by Jaxson reeves February 18, 2019

Keanu Reeves

Keanu Reeves is a godly person who had been in movies like; John Wick, the Matrix... blah blah! But who cares?! He is a breathtaking god. He should be our future president because he will help us raid Area 51! He is the best role model and his hair is great. He also loves puppies! I'm not going to explain more because you probably know a lot about him if you watch memes. :D

Dude: "Keanu Reeves you are BREATHTAKING!"

Keanu: "No, YOU ARE BREATHTAKING, You are ALL BREATHTAKING!"

by thismemerdude July 21, 2019