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Pink Power Ranger 

The pink power ranger, was always the more flamboyant member of the power ranger team. When the others would be out saving the world, she/occasionaly he would be doing his hair/nails or occassionaly some maths homework. However due to a drop in in young girls obsessed with the colour pink, or confused young men, there has been a dip in recruitment for the pink power ranger. Many have tried and many have failed, either breaking a nail or remembering they left the oven on, 5 minutes in.
Ben: One day i hope to be the pink power ranger
Tom: Dont worry, i believe in you,
/ TEAM HUG
Pink Power Ranger by Captain Pigeon November 24, 2007
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Lone Ranger 

A lone person walking in an area that is typically devoid of pedestrian traffic. Lone rangers are typically individuals seen walking in suburbia, on highways, or in abandoned urban areas.
Hey, check out this guy walking on the side of the highway. We got a lone ranger over here.
Lone Ranger by goon central May 19, 2010

Pink Rikki Ranger 

The first male pink power ranger.

After the disappearance of the Power Rangers, a new generation was sought out and found, they were then knighted; The Phantom Rangers.

Pink Rikki Ranger is the leader of the new generation of phantom rangers.
He aquired the aid of 7 other friends who later became the final colours of the Phantom Ranger group, those being; Red Phantom Ranger, White Phantom Ranger, Black Phantom Ranger, Yellow Phantom Ranger, Green Phantom Ranger and Silver Phantom Ranger.
Fan: "OMG its PINK RIKKI RANGER!"

PRR: "yes...it is i!"
Pink Rikki Ranger by Kyan Davies September 24, 2008

rectal ranger 

(n.) Sl.
1. One who persues anal sex for sexual pleasure or curiosity.
2. A homosexual male.
3. A proctologist.

This term may have come about after the likes of 2005's Brokeback Mountain--a film that depicts gay sex as a more pastoral undertaking.

"Rectal Ranger" can first be sited in 2005's Pretty Persuasion soon after Brokeback Mountains debut:

"These teachers, you know, hear it--these fucking dykes, lesbians, these feminists in the school system with their rectal-ranger buddies, you know; 'oh, it's the parents' fault, it's the upbringing.' Right. As if, what, kids couldn't inherently be fucking complete assholes on their own?"
Susie: "I bet you and your rectal ranger buddies always know how to pass the time when you're hunting for deer."

Bob: "...shut up...we don't have sex."
rectal ranger by scootie November 20, 2006

Park Ranger 

A gay male who only has sexual interactions with other gay male who are husky, large with a lot of body hair (otherwise known as "Bears")
Hank only talks to Bears on Grindr, he's a is a park ranger!
Park Ranger by ebacanni February 23, 2015

Sloane Ranger 

The term "Sloane Ranger" (often pluralised to just Sloanes) refers to the lifestyle of upper-middle class young women living in West London. It was coined by British author Peter York in his book the Official Sloane Ranger Handbook (co-authored with Ann Barr). The term combines "Sloane Square" (an area of London where these women would typically live or hang out) with "Lone Ranger." The term is now applied to men as well as women. Beware: it can be used as a slur.
The archetypal Sloane Ranger was Lady Diana Spencer before her marriage to Charles, Prince of Wales.
Sloane Ranger by Cary Granite October 6, 2005

Night Ranger

When a woman motorboats an unconscious man’s butt crack while swinging his limp penis in a “helicopter dickcircular motion like a propeller. If he then wakes up, extends his arms, and flies around the room while she keeps motorin’, that becomes a Sister Christian.
We went out to dinner in his Tesla. Then he took me back to his place in Tiburon, we had a bottle of Rombauer chard, and he passed out. Whatever. I gave him a Night Ranger and took an Uber back to Novato.
Night Ranger by Oona Pelota April 26, 2020