Spadney Quarrel

When you are having a fight with someone and they flick their own, or someone else's, shit into your eyes. You, then enraged by this, feel like beating this person up more... but to no avail. This only increases your anger.

Person 1: "Hey you hear about that fight last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah that was a proper spadney quarrel, got some shit in my mouth!"

by Synaco October 23, 2022

Lovers Quarrel

When a dog shits into his masters mouth.

Man 1: Hey what’s that dog doing to his master?
Man 2: Oh they’re just having a lovers quarrel .

by Decent Definitions June 23, 2018

quorums

A small wart like sore found on the genitalia.

That bitch gave me quorums!

by Lupus May 26, 2004

quarren

a cock sucking little cunt that likes dropping the soap

quarren is when he smiles cause someone is behind him

by [e-mail] May 8, 2015

Quora

An app/site that people apparently don't go on regularly as all these definitions are talking about getting questions like"Have you fucked your Grandpa".(Come on guys, if you don't search up about fucking your Grandpa, it won't get suggested to you.)

Me: Have you ever been on Quora?
You: No, I'm an idiot who searches about fucking my Grandpa.

by Don'tSearchAboutFuckingYourGra April 27, 2022

qurr

1) A douche bag with no nuts.
2)Jordann.

Jordann is such a qurr.

by Chad November 2, 2004

quordioblasphemy

when one cannot decide between two outfits

I feel quordioblasphemy when I cannot make up my mind between my hot new gold halter and my hot pink tube top.

by lulu December 31, 2004