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the action of laying on your back, and flinging your legs up so air is sucked into your vagina, allowing a vaccuum sort of farting/sucking sound to be released.
Queef by Anonymous June 10, 2002
when a women blows air out of her vagina
"hey Jonie did you queef, because if you did it smells like fish"
queef by alex brownie January 28, 2008
an anal explosion of air that leaves a gaping hole in your vag and underwear causing shit to just pour out. can "blow" things away. such as leaves, people, ground, etc. you can practically blow anything away. Or you could use it as a jet-pack aka a queef-pack
Her queef was powerful
She just had an atomic queef
It was queeftastic
and your gay for reading this ;{D
queef by vaginaloverlicker November 15, 2010
(Noun) "Is that a queef i just heard?"
(Verb) "One is about to queef"
Queef by Hammertime August 20, 2002
what slutty people do when they have sex
it's a fart from the vagina LOLZ
rachel s. is a queefer
queef by cooliox0xo0 November 24, 2007
A gasous waste that comes from the vagina. If inhaled by a male creature, small infants with vaginas for faces may explode from the males gonads. This act can be known as queef rapid reproduction or QRR. Chemicals from queefs often cause mutations into child ninjas if given at birth. Side effects include cornicopias sprouting from the nose during thanksgiving.
Queefs are pretty gross, but pretty freakin awesome.
queef by skaaaadoooshhh July 28, 2011