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swing pusher

A man who is willing to do anything to get a single parent mother into bed.
Rodney spent all afternoon washing her car and ironing her underware because he was a swing pusher.
by symonsez March 28, 2003
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Practice Push

A practice push is when you need to do a large fart, e.g. in a farting competition, and you're not sure if the next fart will take you over the limit into a full blown poo. To perform a practice push you squeeze a fart until it is just about to be released and then relax. If a poo is imminent, then there will be bowel movements and you will feel the poo coming. This gives you just enough time to rush to the nearest loo, which you wouldn't have had the time for if you just attempted to unleash the fart straight away.
"I'm going to win this farting competition right here, right now."
"Are you sure you can release without crapping yourself like last time?"
"Yes, i've had several practice pushes, i think i'm safe."
by Holyoake July 7, 2008
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Penny Pushin

Just makin enough money to get by or survive
Like the Tech N9ne song "Thats why you just penny pushin, and im bigger"....or "man i cant go out tonight, im penny pushin this week."
by Jose Johnson October 17, 2008
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Marshmallow Push

When a man tries to fuck you with a softie.
Old Whiskey Dick gave me the Marshmallow Push last night...
by CarolAnnie August 3, 2009
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emergency exit double handed push power flip 1000

during intercourse, a participant can immediately leave the situation by just pushing his hands off the pelvic area and flip away. this will give god power to the applicant and will get him a free taco at Walmart. this godly being will also have an extremely long penis
Carl committed an emergency exit double handed push power flip 1000, a very slick move, on Debra and she never spoke to him again.
by ice_o’deuce_chill_drin December 19, 2018
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Peter Pusher

A male whom pushes his peter in things. (Aka Every male ever.)
i push peter sweeter and more completer then any other peter pusher around.
by Peter P Jr. October 28, 2017
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Push Off

To get high, particularly by shooting up heroin.

Used frequently in the movie, "Requiem for a Dream."
"Let's get something to eat."
"We should push off first."
by Mr. Ree January 26, 2006
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