Okey Pokey

What you say when you agree with something, in which you follow with a poke.

Guy: Hey, do you want to go get some lunch?
Girl: Okey pokey *pokes him*

by MangoQT January 4, 2010

pokey bum fun

When your girlfriend is away for the night or has dumped you, you simply poke your own arse for pleasure.

gf: sorry, no can do.. im on my period

bf: cool, guess i'd better get the vaseline. Its pokey bum fun for me.

by Ryan J Gallagher December 16, 2008

pikey pop

A generic, non-brand fizzy drink for kids. The worst offender is Panda Cola.

'When we were kids, our mum would give us pikey pop to take to school. the additives made my brother go mental'

by The Moai April 6, 2005

pikey

someone that drives a once white transit van

get in the pikey van and i'll give you a lift

by :o) April 25, 2003

pikeys

Knobheads

(see above)

by RD October 20, 2003

Pikeyphobia

an extreme fear of the tribe known as pikeys this form of scum live in small herds carring weapons and constantly moving they should be shot on sight if possible. this fear is perfectly normal if you live near a pack of these. just stay inside for a while or gather a mob and begin a territory war with these freeloading scumbags. i did this myself and now my garden is mine once more.

man with pikeyphobia:some pikeys moved in nearby

pikey basher:let me gather my deodorant and some water and theyll be gone by sundown

pikey basher2:ill go get my 9mm, time for some pikey bashing!!!!

by Jamie125 May 31, 2007

pikeys

joskins

you lot of dinlos are what a travler calls a joskin. so all you lot are is a lot of dinlo chaveys

by travlers not pikeys April 25, 2003