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Petty Misdemeanor

A Petty Misdemeanor is the lowest class of Civil Offense. It is not a crime, and thus is not technically classified as breaking the law.

It generally results from breaking a City Ordinance, such as illegal parking, letting your dog off a leash in a leash required area, or a very minor shoplifting offense.

Petty Misdemeanors, in terms of severity, are below Misdemeanors, which are below crimes. Petty Misdemeanors, by law, cannot require jail time and any fines imposed shall not exceed $300.

Ordinances are passed by cities, since cities cannot technically enact laws. Many ordinances are total bullshit. For example, in Chicago, 'exceedingly hideous people may not appear in public.' Or in Hillsboro, Oregon, 'your horse cannot ride in the back seat of your car.'

See Coaster Ordinance Loony Law
Jason: "That prudish police officer just issued him a citation for shoplifting a candy bar."

Mike: "Only a single candy bar, who stops someone for that?! What a douchebag!"

Jason: "Yeah, but it's probably just a petty misdemeanor"


David of Chicago: "Woah, check out that fuck ugly woman over there."

Pat: "I hope the cops give her a ticket for being so fuck ugly, she shouldn't be showing her face to the public."
by The Fascist Marxist February 27, 2009
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spanking a girl's beef curtains till they turn red.
That bitch loves the patty-smack.
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patty whistlin'

Essentially, farting. The noise that comes out of your butthole as flatulence escapes betwixt your buttcheeks (patties, if you will). The term is especially relevant if the fart itself is melodic.
"That's some nice patty whistlin', boy." fart farting pooting toots tootin'
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Pettycab

A mode of transportation facilitated by petty people.
Oh lort, here comes Jess rolling up in her pettycab...

Uh oh! Pettycab is in town!
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When the putt is on the line, you rim the cup and the ball don't drop. Followed up by the second stroke that wins the hole.
I tiger putt on 15 the other day, it sucked.
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Krusty Patty

When you make your girl shit herself, keep wearing the shitty panties for 3 days, and on the fourth day take them off and begin eating the wonderful crust inside.
Rich: Yeah, I frequently make my wife do the Krusty Patty for my pleasure.

Joan: This is a PTA meeting.
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The Krabby Patty Formula is just cocaine lets be real
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