Nostril Projection

The act of blowing something out of your nose so hard, your soul leaves your body through your nose along with boogers, snot, blood or anything else that comes out at a high-velocity. Things that come out of your nose at a high-velocity are also known themselves as nostril projections.

"Dude, I just went from snot rocket to a full-on nostril projection! Wait, is that my body down there on the ground? And why did my booger break the window?"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023

Gastral Projection

A massive fart into the stratosphere. Bowel movements that quake the earth. A big movement of gas leaving your body.

My stomach hurts I think I’m about to have a gastral projection.

by Gastral projection May 13, 2023

Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.

Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.

Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.

by Sudor5183 November 16, 2023

Harmonic-Timbral Projection

The general tendency of people to consciously or subconsciously project their human relationships onto the conversations between instruments in a piece of music.

This concept and terminology have been developed by Trevor Baker, i.e; myself.

As the guitar solo soared in flight, Newman's mind developed a vision of a struggling warrior, dying but fighting daily to be heard, crying ever upward in the octave ranges, juxtaposed against both harmony and dissonance, to its ultimate conclusion: the breakthrough he could never reach.

When Newman disclosed his vision with his friends and colleagues, they came to the general consensus that they projected their own experiences onto music. The fact that conversations could exist between intervals and that the timbre of individual instruments characterized the dispositions of people, confirmed the paychological phenomenon known as Harmonic-Timbral Projection.

by av3nger December 6, 2021

7 Mile Projectile

When your private is 7 miles long

Damn Daniel, that’s a nice 7 mile projectile

by 7 miles projectile January 31, 2022

High speed projectile Launcher

Not a gun, unless you make it a gun, don't add gunpowder, you eat that, big slingshot, it's anything but a gun!

Stanger: hey kids, do you want a high speed projectile launcher?

Kids: yeah!

by The TRUE waynesboro tn redneck October 6, 2022

Hard Problem of Astral Projection

The core, unanswered paradox: If consciousness can allegedly leave the body as an "astral form" to travel and perceive remote locations, what physical or informational medium carries this perception back to the brain to be remembered? The hard problem isn't proving it happens, but explaining how it could even work without violating known physics. How does a non-physical "you" see light (which requires physical eyes and photons), hear sounds (which require air vibrations and eardrums), and then imprint those sensory details into the physical memory structures of a brain it supposedly left behind? It proposes perception utterly detached from any biological sensorium.

Example: You astral project to your friend's apartment in another city and correctly see a red coffee mug on their counter. Later, you verify it. The hard problem asks: Did your astral form have tiny, functional, ghostly retinas and optic nerves? Did light in that apartment bounce off the mug, interact with your non-physical form, and then how was that data packet uploaded to your physical hippocampus? It's the ultimate bandwidth problem for a signal with no known transmitter, receiver, or carrier wave. Skeptics call it a vivid lucid dream; proponents have no model for the information pipeline. Hard Problem of Astral Projection.

by Nammugal January 24, 2026