professor venomous

the hot purple scientist from OK K.O.

“Professor Venomous! I like him cause he’s level -7, and because he’s purple!”

by helpimgonnaeatacookie June 6, 2020

Professor Chaos

Made Famous by South Park's Butters, Professor Chaos is arguably the most feared super villain of all time

Boy Howdy, Am i sure afraid of Professor chaos

by professorchaos1 November 25, 2010

Professor oakin

When a mentor sends you on a journey so he can bang your single mother

Almight is straight up professor oakin deku

by Saugy_are_died March 10, 2020

pulling a Professor Gates

Breaking into one's own home.

Dude, I locked my keys inside the house and couldn't get inside! I ended up pulling a Professor Gates.

by KBLI August 26, 2009

Professor Genki

The most badass Human/Cat man of all saintsrowness. He has his own octopus launcher, man-apult, and stylish jumpsuit. He is the hosts of all hosts, and hostlyness. Let us prey, to our lord, Genki, professor Genki, exalted one.

"Hey man I just fist-bumped lord Professor Genki! Do you think some of his awesomeness will rub off onto me?"

" No way dude... He's to FREAKING AWESOME to let that happen..."

" Aww, you're right..."

by Professor Genki December 5, 2011

Professional Volunteer

The politically correct term for a worthless, lazy bitch who don't make money and don't do shit.

My wife says she be a professional volunteer or sumthin...nah, she's just a lazy bitch who spends my green.

by Sugar Jay July 2, 2018

Professional Stoner

A Professional Stoner is someone who smokes marijuana on a daily basis from once a day or to an all day activity. Yet what separates a Professional Stoner from a regular stoner is that a Professional Stoner is a PRO. They have the ability to go on with their daily life like a normal average-day Joe. Professional Stoner's do not let marijuana take over their lives and make them incompetent or lazy. Marijuana acts as a stress reliever for the smoker to make life a little easier to live with. Professional Stoner's are active and productive everyday because they have the ability to smoke marijuana as much as they like as well as continue with their schooling, work and responsibities.

Amy and Tuan are Professional Stoner's because they smoke marijuana everyday and still hold their responsibilities in school, work and at home.

by Srenots 8] March 14, 2010