preaching to the choir

Extolling/defaming a cause to people convinced of it's greatness/horridness. Etymology is obviously from christian church choirs.

Playmate: Sex sells
Hugh H: Preaching to the choir.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

prejack

The act of masturbation (but not to full orgasm) such that any further stimulation will result in an instant ejaculation. A cock in this state is now considered to be prejacked. Contrast this with a limp dick or a fresh boner where it needs a certain amount of stimulation prior to ejaculation

DALE: Hey Minday, wanna fuck?
MINDY: I would, but Katie told me you prematurely ejaculate
DALE: Ohhh no fuck babe, I just prejacked myself sometimes

by _GHOST December 7, 2010

preach poison

(v.) To defame with nitpicked and irrelevant facts. Used mainly by Jamaicans (Preach dem poison)

Michael Moore likes to preach poison about the USA.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

Preacher-Man

during rear-entry coitus (doggy-style)--most typically unprotected intercourse where the receiving party (the "catcher") has either inferred or implicitly stated that the "preacher" refrains from filling him/her with their "holy water", the person doing the penetration, upon reaching an orgasm shouts:

"SHAZAM! YOU'VE-UH BEEN-UH HEALED MY CHILD!"

note: emphasis should be placed on the usage of a southern accent and a quick (but hard) push onto the head of the "church goer" upon yelling "Shazam!"

variants include: "going televaginalist" , "pulling a preacher", "going preacher" or "baptist"

Preacher: "dude, me and Sharon were screwing last night and I so pulled a Preacher-Man on her...she got so pissed because she told me she wasn't on the pill anymore"

"so, I heard you screwed Sharon, as soon as you two got back together...(?)"

Preacher: "Yeah, man, I so went televaginalist on that @$$"

"Oh, word?"

Preacher: "totally...she still has a sore neck. I think I gave her whiplash...but luckily she isn't mad at me anymore."

by MADAOXCHAN July 18, 2009

Preach it sister

A saying used when someone is ranting about something comparing their rant with a gospel preacher.
It can be a good or a bad rant, but the use of "Preach it sister" is often ironic.

Girl 1: I need feminism because rape.....
Guy 1: Preach it sister!

Guy 2: Xbox One is far superior to Playstation 4, its CPU...

Guy 3: Preach it sister!

by Mooseslayer June 13, 2014

preach around

The sexual favor returned at ryans confessional

Ryan was arrested for giving the preacher the "preach around"

by PatrickJT69 April 3, 2008

pejaculating

The left over semen in the urethra that disperses during urination.

After fooling around with this one chick, I went to the bathroom and I started pejaculating everywhere.

by Franklin Moore April 13, 2009