Poopy Scoopy

The greatest man in the world. This is his nickname, his real name is David. Poopy Scoopys are very handsome and enjoy their coffee. They like to carry other people's crap. They also make up stupid stuff and have a cute funny little laugh. They like to make babies cry.

Poopy Scoopy has forgotten "breathe" and has learned "carry crap".

by Pirate Ardnek March 12, 2009

poopy pants mcspanksalot

someone that poops unexpectedly and at the most inconvenient of times; a party pooper; someone who is grumpy.

i just pooped myself and now i hate everything.
wow, you are quite the poopy pants mcspanksalot. wouldn't ya say?

by Poopy-Pants McSpanksalot July 7, 2010

Poopy pants

A pair of pants with such a low crotch that it looks like you took a poop in your pants

Wow Jenny, did you see Sarah's poopy pants? It looks like she took a dump but it didn't smell like it

by Abiey September 30, 2015

Poopy butt shashumga peepee day

Poopy butt shashumga peepee is a day where we celebrate Poopy butt shashumga peepee's epic troll against nigeria.

HOLY FUCK ITS Poopy butt shashumga peepee DAY!

by FunnyNumbers69and420 March 21, 2021

poopy-browsing

Poopy-browsing is an educated word for saying you are using your computer while taking a crap or peeing. You could've said PEE-PEE browsing but it just doesn't sound the same but hey poopy-browsing is not such a bad word if you think about it..

Kayla: "I really need new songs for my ipod."
Bob: "While I was poopy-browsing I found this really good song called ____."
Kayla: "Wow thanks Bob!"
Bob: "Don't thank me, thank poopy-browsing."

by Anonymous___* January 7, 2011

poopy-cooter

when a girl wipes her ass forwards instead of backwards and smears shit all over her clitoris

I can't believe you jsut poopy-cooter'd yourself you dirty bitch

by trevinnation April 2, 2008

Poopy Chop

To form one's hand in a chopping or slicing position. The hand is then thrusted between the butt cheaks to the colon. Once the hand is extracted the lower pinky to the base of the deliverer's hand retains poop fragments.

I had to defend myself from my spouse putting his butt on my face so I delivered a poopy chop.

by A. McCartney June 29, 2008