poof pussy

When a women comes to your house, has sex with you, then instantly gets dressed and leaves as soon as you cum. No cuddling, no talking, no nothing. This leaves the rest of your evening free to hang out with friends, get a snack, or even just go to sleep while having the entire bed to yourself.

My friend really loves poof pussy and the rusty trombone.

by bathroom bobby February 3, 2010

poofed

When someone leaves a party without anyone noticing.

Where did Scott go? I don't know he poofed.

by Darba August 11, 2007

POOF

something u say to let people know, oh yes, u ARE magical!

OH u say u want a pool full of pudding? ok! POOF!!!

by Anonymous March 5, 2003

poof

Describes a happening where after a previous desire and mention of an event or object, the said event or object shows up or happens soon thereafter.

"I wish we could just find the hotel", seconds later you find it, "That was such a poof" or "What a poof"

by Mario E September 30, 2007

poof

When mad, weird people say this.
They can be annoyed, mad, scared, freaked out

Awwww poof, man

Poof, I did it again

by Britt_lovs_dance July 31, 2008

Poof

Verb. to disappear from one location and then reappear in another. (poofed, poofing)

I was late for an appointment, so I had to poof there.

by Jo June 17, 2006

Snookie Poof

The top section of hair that is pulled back by a tacky clip into a poof that towers about 8 inches high from the head. It might just be the most ridiculous thing you've seen anyone do to their hair. A total extreme from just pulling back your bangs with a bobby pin and giving it a little push forward. A barely 20 something 'Jersey Shore' MTV show cast member claims to have made this 'famous'. Someone needs to tell her that it's just bad hair, not famous. Lets remember she is now making 10K an episode so maybe she can find a hair dresser OFF the shore.

Look at the Snookie Poof on that wanna be.

by pretty hair February 4, 2010