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Pause porn

While online gaming and surfing porn simultaneously, what you do so as to not get kicked out of a game when the other gamers complain of you being laggy - pausing the streaming porn movie or download so you can pick it up later without losing the story line or the download. A side benefit of pause porn is that you can alway alt+tab your way over to the paused porn for a quick "sneek peek" when the gaming goes through a boring patch...
Dude, you're so laggy, either leave or pause porn please!
by Monte B December 29, 2007
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Poop in Public Pause or PPP

When pooping in a public restroom and someone walks in. You wait until they're gone so you can continue your poop.
Hence, the Poop in Public Pause.
Dude, I had the longest "Poop in Public Pause or PPP" in my life. I was at work the other day and couldn't hold my BM 'til I got home. It was going great until someone walked in and didn't leave for what seemed like 15 minutes.
by Dick Dasturdley August 22, 2010
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phased

Disheartened, forlorn, stunned in a negative way
"Man, you lost, but don't be phased."
by David December 15, 2004
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phaserburn

When you touch a phaser and recieve a burn or slight blemish.
Leeroy grabbed his phaser after he shot it, and recieved a phaserburn.
by AJtheGiant November 26, 2006
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out of phase

Much confused with out of synch, it means that two objects are not in synchronization or are opposing each other. Can be used as an insult if pointed at a single person, meaning "Out of touch with reality"
1. My speakers are out of phase.. i must have crossed the wires
-or-
2. Me and my ex-GF are so out of phase
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3. Bill is SO out of phase
by FinalPhoenix September 24, 2003
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Pauseload

Sally: "Hey Julia, how was your date with Bob? Did you give him head?"

Julia: "Fuck no! I heard Bob sleeps around. He could have mad Pauseloads!"
by Kazak Potassium #1 August 21, 2008
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phusp

The extra fabric stuck to your balls after you buy new underware.
dude i bought some new underware last night and i have a giant phusp ball on my balls.
by brian88 December 10, 2009
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