Brick Phone

The old cell phones that resemble bricks, both in size and weight.

"You still have one of those old Nokias? You could build a house with that brick phone"

by TradeMark310 March 12, 2009

phonebook sex

The act of two morbidly obese people (preferably 500-1000 ibs.) taking their layers of fat and layering them together like you would do with the pages of a phonebook. Thus creating suction which will prevent either individual from separating from the other. (WARNING: Once this is done, you can't go back.)

Ryan, lets have phonebook sex.

by Ryan Gerrits Doherty-Pelletier November 22, 2011

blow up my phone

To receive multiple, rapid texts. To do so in panic, or malicious fashion.

I have to go. Don't blow up my phone. I will be in class and can't reply.

or

Jenny was just being a bitch. All she did was blow up my phone.

by Buck020 October 17, 2013

Finger Fucking Your Phone

When a persons fingers are rapidly touching or swiping the surface of a cell phone because they are so consumed with their phone. This also applies to someone not rapidly swiping or texting, but who is obsessed with their phone in an intimate manner.

Ex: "Are we going to have sex, or are you going to spend the rest of the evening finger fucking your phone?"
Ex: "I thought the movie was good, however my date had no thoughts on it as she was finger fucking her phone the whole time"
Ex: "I thought she was going to be a good lover by the way she finger fucked her phone all the time, but as it turns out she likes her phone more than me."
Ex: "You are finger fucking your phone so hard it is going to cum"

by hooknsailor December 6, 2017

ghetto phone

When the folks next door are screaming bloody murder at each other, they're using the "ghetto phone," that is, they are being so loud everyone in the neighborhood (hood, ghetto) can hear them.

"Get off the ghetto phone and talk nice to me, I ain't done nuthin' that bad that you gotta get all over my shit."

by paulpaxman August 21, 2009

Phone eats first

Proceeding to film food or a meal before a person begins eating.

When dinner arrived at the table, Alex proceeded to eat his meal. Ryan quickly reminded him, phone eats first.

by larylobster July 5, 2019

phone sext

Another way to describe the act of having phone sex through "text" messages.

I still can't believe the incredible "phone sext" I had with my new friend the other night.

Our text messaging "phone sext" was better than being together in person.

by black queen May 11, 2010