peanut smuggler

women with erect nipples!

shit must be cold today

by timmy February 17, 2003

PEENUR

slang for penis, usually spelled in all caps. Shrivels when SCAREY MONSTURS are about.

OMG A SCAREY MONSTUR!! HE'L EET MY PEENUR!!

Sorry for using all caps.

by TripperDay January 18, 2004

Peanut Butter and Jealous

You probably heard this on The Interview and laughed your a** off

He's motherfucking peanut butter and jealous

by ChrisKitz24 February 15, 2015

Peanut Turd

A Peanut Turd can be anything from a rather large chunky piece of shit , wherein you can pick out the exact peanut M&M'S you ate earlier that day , to actually calling someone that's a complete idiot, a Peanut Turd. Hence the phrase "Your not the smartest Peanut in the Turd" !!!!!!

(Guy)Why did you set your mom on fire yesterday ?
( Friend ) :Because man she wouldnt stop coming into my room while I was fondling Rebecca.....
(Guy)Dude you are such an F'ing Peanut Turd !!!!

by Jimmny Crickett September 29, 2006

peanuts

almost no money at all

I got a bunch of worthless books for peanuts.

by Light Joker January 30, 2005

peanut butter addict

Someone who loves peanut butter more than anything else in the world. Will eat any amount of peanut butter to satisfy their crazy craving for the stuff. Similar to a crackhead needing more crack.

Rosa, a peanut butter addict, loved peanut butter so much that she sold her car to buy a life time supply of peanut butter.

by BM1985 July 16, 2008

peanut butter pussy

smooth, creamy and easy to spread.

I eat peanut butter pussy because its smooth, creamy and easy to spread.

by chromescar October 23, 2007