As a parent

I am surprised that this is not defined here yet. It is a popular phrase that parents use to make their opinions seem especially important, even when discussing matters that have absolutely nothing to do with children and parenting. This is done under the delusion that being a mother or father will automatically make their comments more respected by others.

"As a parent, I feel that the crispy M&Ms were better than the pretzel ones."
"As a parent, I think the earlier seasons of 'The Simpsons' were the best."

by Anne1203 October 6, 2013

disney parent

1. One who believes in retaining their childrens' innocence for a lot longer than it was meant to be around for.

2. A parent who refuses to acknowledge that one day their kids will learn about sex and drugs, as well as learn a few new "bad" words (crap, god, damn, etc.). They often refuse to tell their kids that sex exists while completely forgetting how their kids were created in the first place. Or that drugs are still out there, while not realizing how somebody got the idea of creating the disney channel, which is often the only TV channel their kids are allowed to watch

1. Guy 1: Look at that mother over there breastfeeding her kid. He's got to be at least ten

Guy 2: That's pretty fucked up. The mother must be a disney parent

2. Kid: Mom, what's a blowjob?
Mom: HOW DARE YOU!!! NEVER, EVER use that word again!
Kid: Why not?
Mother: Because it's a bad word. Now go watch the Disney channel.

by the dirty liberal July 13, 2009

parent poser

A parent poser is someone (usually male) who acts like they are there for there children when they are not. They are usually the kind of parent that has 5 children so they could go on welfare. They use there children to their advantage.

A mother has 6 children (on purpose) to go on welfare. The children have nothing to eat but Ramen Noodles and wear tattered clothes, while the mother is driving a new SUV with 30 inch spinning rims.

by Inspector Gadget September 10, 2004

Parental Advisory

Don't show this to your parents

Yeah, all of the songs on the new Drake album are Explicit so it has the Parental Advisory sticker; which means I will not show this to my parents.

by hotdad December 4, 2015

Parental Tech Support

The modern day replacement for the child technical assistance to fix the flashing 12:00 on the VCR. Only now involving computer assistance.

I was on the phones with the moms all night giving parental tech support.

by crank December 13, 2004

parelius

to pee on someone, while intoxicated, as they sleep.

did you see daniel and cyril? they just got pareliused!

by trailergang August 22, 2011

Parental Control

Possibly the worst so called "reality" show that has ever been made. It is a show on MTV which shows a girl and her overprotective parents who hate her asshole boyfriend. The mom and dad each pick another boy for her to go on a date with and at the the end the girl has to choose who she will date: her current boyfriend or one of the new guys. This show is literally terrible and every episode is exactly the same. The acting is AWFUL and the show is supposed to be portrayed as real. I recommend that you watch this show at least once, and even though it is God awful, you will probably be hooked. It's so bad it's good.

Person 1 "yo did you see the new show parental control?"
person 2 "yeah it made me hate the human race but i watched it for 6 hours"

by jenkoo98 June 13, 2013