weapons of mass production

How our brilliant president tries to say weapons of mass destruction

"They are in possessions of weapons of mass production..."

by tinkerbelll May 22, 2004

Environmental Protection

Better than economic development

Dont negate. Always affirm.

by Chris Davis March 25, 2004

Use protection!

A phrase friends shout at (A.) someone and their significant other or (B.) two people who belong together, usually really loudly and in an exceptionally embarrassing manner, reminding them to use condoms when they have sex (which is inevitable, or at least in the eyes of the person shouting it).

A.) When my boyfriend and I left together our friends shouted, "Use protection!" loud enough for anyone in a five mile radius to hear.

B.) When me and my best friend of the opposite sex left the party half the room screeched, "Use protection!"

by Light Up Socks January 15, 2011

Rejection is protection

This quote means that if something doesn't go your way (you're rejected) it probably means there is something better out there for you (being protected).

"I'm really sad I didnt get the main part."
"Don't worry, rejection is protection there will be something better out there for you!"

by Katie__ February 4, 2015

projectile commenting

Talking so loudly (especially on a cell phone) that everyone within earshot hears. Often done by self-aggrandizing poseurs who want people to notice them.

"I asked the waiter to move us to a different table, because that show business agent wanna-be was projectile commenting about his meeting with George Clooney"

by Ourmanflint1 December 19, 2007

Protection Racket

A business combination of extortion schemes controlled by a criminal syndicate. For the "promise" of security, significant sums of money are seized from persons, businesses, communities, or even nations. While the racketeer may in fact provide real protection, it is at a cost the victim would never voluntarily assume under normal circumstances. Often the promise of security is accompanied by a veiled threat.

"This is President Obama calling. Don't think of this as some kind of Protection Racket...think about it as life insurance. Your country has numerous external security threats. You are also very dependent on trade for continued economic growth. It would be terrible to experience a security failure in that part of the world. We stand ready to protect you against that kind of threat. But in order to do that we need about a billion dollars this week. Recognize we are partners in this now. It takes a village. We know we can count on your support.

by prophet matt February 21, 2011

poorection

An erection resulting from built-up excrement pressing against the prostate.

"I'm gonna go drop a deuce before this wicked poorection gets out of hand."

by digitallimit April 5, 2009