1. to Salty Pigeon - verb.
to masterbate to completion (See: ejaculate, jizz, cum) from a position of elevation onto an object/person below you, e.g a car bonnet.
A salty pigeon can occasionally be accompanied by a birdlike squawk at the time of ejaculation.
2. Salty Pigeon shit - the pile of jizz left at the crime scene of a salty pigeon.
to masterbate to completion (See: ejaculate, jizz, cum) from a position of elevation onto an object/person below you, e.g a car bonnet.
A salty pigeon can occasionally be accompanied by a birdlike squawk at the time of ejaculation.
2. Salty Pigeon shit - the pile of jizz left at the crime scene of a salty pigeon.
Example 1. Fabien, recently released from the infamous Hooper sex dungeon, climbed the nearest tree he could find and proceeded to salty pigeon all over Stu's Ferrari parked below him.
Example 2.
Sebastian: "Andy, a quick story, this one time I was wanking (with matron's help) on the balcony and I gave Lady Martha a lovely hairful of Salty Pigeon on the floor below. Banter!"
Andy: "No wonder she friend zoned you!"
Example 2.
Sebastian: "Andy, a quick story, this one time I was wanking (with matron's help) on the balcony and I gave Lady Martha a lovely hairful of Salty Pigeon on the floor below. Banter!"
Andy: "No wonder she friend zoned you!"
by thebigman May 24, 2014
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by kr00t0n August 18, 2003
Get the Posh Pigeonmug. A form of bird calling that warns a gang that the police are in an area. Causes them to flock in the air, visible to many around.
by Bertsch81 September 16, 2009
Get the Flipping Pigeonsmug. refers to the nastiest bus staion skank you can find. even lower than the swamp turkey. the scrapings off the bottom of the barrel. usually on crack. aka lot lizard
by dj8up May 6, 2008
Get the swamp pigeon mug. The strange sexual practice of catching a pigeon and tying it to your penis with string or rope and then throwing it in the air so that when it flys around you get a masochistic sexual thrill. Also known as pigeon jogging, pigeon tugging or pigeon jerking.
by boris the evil bastard August 23, 2006
Get the pigeon faggingmug. A United States Army colloquialism used to deflect attention from one's chronic inability to grasp simple concepts.
"I apologize for being educated! No wait - I don't. ... I'm from Alabama I can sling pigeon with the best of them!"
by SPC Mateo January 23, 2009
Get the sling pigeonmug.