I was banging some sloot last night without a condom. I wanted to pull out but I was on auto pilot... I hope I'm having a boy.
by Sam the gayboy Mahags February 26, 2011
meaning to poop...sitting on the toilet and pretending to be a fighter pilot, dropping bombs into the ocean
by asian_rep June 24, 2005
Funny young, ugly, redneck child of some very un happy parents. A PIlot-Doofy is amongst other things a DOOFUS, as his name leads us to make fun of. He has some major ego problems because somehow he believes he's hot stuff even though he's a lamer with all his big guns that are obviously a futile attempt to regain some masculinity.
Pilot-Doofy is a loser of the worst kind. Also, he seems to be dillusionnal.
Pilot-Doofy is a loser of the worst kind. Also, he seems to be dillusionnal.
Hey look a Doofus; he's desperately trying to keep his thread about his new gun alive. Oh look! Now he's trying to promote his sub par website calles mustywindows. I wonder he was smoking when he came up with that one. What a pethetic waste of flesh.
by pops January 03, 2005
1. The multiengine pilot leaps short buildings in a single bound. Is
more powerful than a 707, is just as fast as a speeding bullet. Walks
on water if it's calm, and talks to The King. Is higher in rank than an Instrument Pilot.
more powerful than a 707, is just as fast as a speeding bullet. Walks
on water if it's calm, and talks to The King. Is higher in rank than an Instrument Pilot.
by Da Moose November 19, 2003
The screen name of any character to have been unfortunate enough to have played a pilot in most TV Shows, Films and Video Games.
Pilot One is renound for having died in every apperance he has ever made.
Pilot One however does have the privilege of occasionally having a spoken line, typically attempting to send a final message before he dies horrifically in the crash.
Pilot One is renound for having died in every apperance he has ever made.
Pilot One however does have the privilege of occasionally having a spoken line, typically attempting to send a final message before he dies horrifically in the crash.
Pilot One: "WE'RE GOING DOWN" followed by gruesome death.
Pilot One: "I'M HIT" followed by gruesome death.
Pilot One: "I'M HIT" followed by gruesome death.
by DeusBrackers October 11, 2007
When a girl places her face against your scrotom as if it is jet pilot's mask and jacks you off as if your penis is a control stick.
Erik V., why would you ever ask your mom to give you a Jet Pilot? That's absolutely disgusting. No mother would ever want to jack off her own son. You are a pervert!
by janky April 22, 2005
(also pilot-eyes)
Derived from the formula of TV shows to set up a potential relationship in the pilot episode. No matter how many relationships the main character may have throughout the series, they will always end up with their 'pilot eyes'.
Can refer either to the character in a TV show, or everyday situations where two people have had ongoing chemistry/sexual tension for a long period of time.
Derived from the formula of TV shows to set up a potential relationship in the pilot episode. No matter how many relationships the main character may have throughout the series, they will always end up with their 'pilot eyes'.
Can refer either to the character in a TV show, or everyday situations where two people have had ongoing chemistry/sexual tension for a long period of time.
1. Bob: Yo did you see the pilot for 90210 last night? Annie is so gonna end up wth Ethan. He's her pilot eyes.
2. Bob: Dude, when are Seth and Mary gonna get together? Mary should stop seeing other guys. Seth has been her pilot eyes from day one.
2. Bob: Dude, when are Seth and Mary gonna get together? Mary should stop seeing other guys. Seth has been her pilot eyes from day one.
by acklevoy March 04, 2009