When a woman wears a wonder bra (or something similar) to make her boobs seem like they are of high caliber when in reality they are bologna tits or tig ol sloppies.
Guy 1: Did you see the rack of lamb on that?
Guy 2: Are you retarded dude no way with that skinny frame, it's a total optical titlusion.
Guy 2: Are you retarded dude no way with that skinny frame, it's a total optical titlusion.
by mark86 March 6, 2009
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-Hey, how did you do on the test?
-I aced it.
-Wow, you're an Optimus Crime.
-Hey Optimus Crime, why are you so cool?
-I don't know, I just am.
-Hey, you Optimus Crime. Do you want to get some lovin' tonight?
-Sure.
-Hey Optimus Crime, will you be my friend please?
-pffft, No time bitch.
-OH MY GOD! YOU TOTALLY PWNED ME!!11
-I aced it.
-Wow, you're an Optimus Crime.
-Hey Optimus Crime, why are you so cool?
-I don't know, I just am.
-Hey, you Optimus Crime. Do you want to get some lovin' tonight?
-Sure.
-Hey Optimus Crime, will you be my friend please?
-pffft, No time bitch.
-OH MY GOD! YOU TOTALLY PWNED ME!!11
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That guy is an optimist!
by jbkr April 30, 2014
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popularized by the collegehumor video of the same name.
A Conversation:
Jim: Dude, your girlfriend is so ugly!
Dave: What do you mean?
Jim: I mean she's not attractive at all.
Dave: F*%^ that man, I think she's gorgeous.
Jim: Whatever, she's an optical illusion.
6 MONTHS LATER - POST BREAKUP
Dave: I see what you mean, Jim. I can see the other side of it now. She was definitely an optical illusion girlfriend.
Jim: For real.
Jim: Dude, your girlfriend is so ugly!
Dave: What do you mean?
Jim: I mean she's not attractive at all.
Dave: F*%^ that man, I think she's gorgeous.
Jim: Whatever, she's an optical illusion.
6 MONTHS LATER - POST BREAKUP
Dave: I see what you mean, Jim. I can see the other side of it now. She was definitely an optical illusion girlfriend.
Jim: For real.
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