neurolinguisthetics

The scientific study of whether the brain perceives music as a language. (Combines neurolinguistics and neuroaesthetics)

Person 1: Music is, in a sense, a primitive form of language.
Person 2: Music is not a language!
Person 3: Hey, better listen to him; he studies neurolinguisthetics.

by ladybuggcla September 1, 2009

Neureals

Intelligent Balls (Balls - in relation to courage)

He had the Neureals to make the deal that changed his life.

He lacked the Neureals to stand up to his business partner.

by Sybarite_ September 12, 2009

Neuro-Clamidia

The act of having dirty thoughts about a potentially dirty (STD Infected) female or male. Also may be referred to as Neuro-Herpes. Condition is worsened with consumption of alcohol and may result in the actual infection of clamidia. The only cure is to instantly transfer thoughts to someone that you are atleast 95% positive not to have an STD.

I caught a case of Neuro-Clamidia thinking of what I would do to that dirty bitch.

by Tappiman June 12, 2010

neural flatulence

noun.

1. the tendency to or the condition of doing or saying completely moronic shit. Esp a temporary condition that plagues the sufferer who typically (we hope) behaves rationally and intellegently, but for whatever reason, cannot think clearly and act sanely at the present time.
2. Condition that causes one to be unable to think of a word or coherant thought that is just at the tip of his or her tongue, either leaving the sufferer hanging or making him/her say something incorrect and stupid instead.
synonym: brain fart

girl: What is wrong with me recently? I mailed the butt plug to my sister and the baby gift to the gimp and I think I even voted Republican!!!
guy: I think you're suffering from neural flatulence.

by kittymisfit September 25, 2010

Neuroblast

The effect on a persons brain when there are blasted into the nano-cosmos of atomic biology.....

neuroblasted by an atomic force microscope

by nerdygirl99 October 24, 2012

neureltney

An erection so strong that it can burst through the zipper on your jeans.

My zipper isn't broken, I have a neureltney!

by 270geeser July 25, 2015

neuro-erectiledysfunction

The inability of your brain to translate the desire to "get it on" into the muscular activation of doing so. It fails to excite the antigravity muscles, such as the gastrocsoleus, levator scapula, and the penis.

My buddy had his mojo stolen by his girlfriend, now he's got neuro-erectiledysfunction.

by Neuro-geekus January 16, 2016