liam neesence

A term used to express ones feeling of actor Liam Neeson being their shit.

Yo, tooken two starring the admirable liam neesence.

by Narwhal Nation November 26, 2013

She Needs Some Work Done

An ironic double entendre that a guy would say to a friend about a hot girl he sees. It jokingly suggests she needs to lose weight or have some cosmetic surgery, but it actually means he thinks she needs to be fucked. Loosely based on the porn theme of a male porn star dressed as a contractor showing up and offering his "services" to the female actress posing as a lonely housewife.

Dude, look at her, a total smokeshow. She looks lonely. I think she needs some work done.

by Miagos November 9, 2020

who needs a car if i can swim underwater

a phrase created by uriel bromberg to say when people ask why you can't drive yet or why would you not

peep: hey man, did you get your drive license?
you: nah, who needs a car if i can swim underwater

grandma: hey son, could you drive to the supermarket and buy me fresh fruits?
you: i ain't got drive license, but who needs a car if i can swim underwater

by the peanuts rock June 20, 2021

liam neesoned

When a person or object is no longer available for a specific use due to someone else taking it first.

Charlie: Dude, who's that ridiculously hot chick over by the bar?
Dennis: That's Kate bro. Don't get your hopes up. She's Liam Neesoned. She's dating Greg.

Mac: Who the hell Liam Neesoned all my sleeveless shirts?
Frank: I think i saw Scumbag Steve rocking your cut offs at his place the other day.

by Rentz2Damhigh October 10, 2012

Neeks

Neeks is a flexible term that can be used as a noun or adjective. What it actually refers to is limitless. The key to this term is its subjectivity; its meaning is in the way it's delivered and meant by the speaker.

Neeks can often be substituted where language fails. Generally, though, it is a positive term that has some kind of unspoken quality, especially a CREATURELY quality. Can also be a nickname for a beloved or good friend.

As an adjective, Neeksy connotes funkiness, strange endearment, unexplainable creaturely feelings, unhuman (but not in a negative way).

1. "That's so Neeksy!"

2. "You're just a little Neeks, that's all"

3. Joe: "How are you feeling today?"
Jimmy: "Oh I don't know...Neeksy I guess."

4. "Look at the neeks I drew" (*shows picture of scribbles, or of a little creature*)

by Urban Dictionary May 25, 2007

needs more impse

The general consensus that a certain person, place, thing, or idea needs to involve more impsex.

Doom needs no more impse.
Halo, because it has no imps, needs a significant amount of impse to be added.

by TAS September 4, 2005

Neen

The term Neen can be best described as having unusually long hair that is no longer considered in style and is unattractive. While longer hair can be appreciated, it is spoiled by a Neen who gives it a bad name. A Neen tends to over exaggerate the greatness of her fried, coarse, stringy, no style, trailerpark, indefinate long hair. A Neen usually does not have one true friend; as a result, ends up with the described hair mentioned above.

Be a true friend to a Neen - tell her the truth about her God awful hair

Neen

Neen

by Nascarallthewaythatsright May 29, 2010