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geriatric incel nigel

Older man that no woman wants to be sexually connected to.
by mrs tosser November 2, 2025
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Nigel

To appear in the pub moments after a round had been paid for so as to avoid purchasing a beverage other than one’s own.
A pub full of people with full pints- in walks Nigel (who’s covertly been doing laps of the pub and window gazing so as to bide his time and know when to enter in order to minimise round cost).

Should a person enter a public house the moment a round has been acquired it’s colloquially known as “doing a nigel

The tight, long necked cunt.
by Mccraque December 14, 2018
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/Nay-jel/ A ballsy person who has an eye for beauty and brains. The Nigels’ favorite season is the Miss Universe Season and their hidden talent is their killer walk or „pasarela“.

In some parts of the Philippines, it’s a name that‘s associated to the group called „Pianatics“ or „fans of Miss Universe 2015 Pia Wurtzbach“.
How‘s my SS & EG performance? Be honest, give it to me like a Nigel.

December 13, 2021 is the season of Nigel.
by MdmStella November 23, 2021
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Nigel INCEL

An ugly online chatroom male who lies, fabricating being in a online relationship with an imaginary girlfriend. A fully paid up member of the Andrew Tate Army.
by Xyzboy June 7, 2025
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nigel online policeman

online Nigel who claims to drive a police car when in reality drives a wheelchair
Nigel online policeman crashes his wheelchair
by mrs tosser August 3, 2025
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Nigel

Nigel is another way to say the n-word, but it's not racist
Dude 1: That nigel kobe went off for 50 yesterday.
Dude 2: Fax that nigel is cold blooded to the vein
by 12er5ttf June 26, 2019
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