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Maradona Gambit

In football, the act of committing a handball in an effort to either score on or prevent a goal from the opposing team, in order to win a match.

The "Maradona" portion of the word refers to Maradona's hand of god goal against England in '86.

Maradona's handball successfully fooled the ref and won Argentina their victory. More recently, Uruguay's striker Luis Suarez was caught blocking a goal with his hands. His gambit payed off as Ghana missed the resulting penalty kick and Uruguay won the match.
Friend: "That's BS! I can't believe that handball resulted in a win."

Me: "I know, total Maradona Gambit."
by squeezebot July 8, 2010
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Moral Eliminator

I gave that bitch 7 shots of Moral Eliminator and fucked her till the cows came home.
by Noah S. March 2, 2004
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Mojado-mobile

A small, usually Japanese-make vehicle that has been lowered and modified by a Chicano. A popular example is a Scion xB, painted some fluorescent color not found in nature, about 1/16" off the ground.
A Scion xB, lowered Mojado-mobile.
by MikeHockTex October 19, 2008
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Morakot

Sexy Asian lady who is comfortable in her skin. She knows who she is, what she is worth and what she wants. Slightly self-centered but will give you her all when the opportunity is real. She is positive, happy, and rare like fucking emerald! Don’t cross her because she will dump you like a hot plate. She has a heart of gold and is very generous. The world must revolve around her or you are not in the Milky Way.
Oh shit, here comes Morakot! Hide your man!
by AyyyyyyyyyuyyyyyH October 16, 2019
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moral absolutism

The opposite of moral relativism, moral absolutism refers to belief in absolute moral grounded in God. Note that moral absolutism is both absolute and not absolute. As the magisterium of the Catholic church discerns more of God's truth and we understand His will better, they adapt their absolute definition of morals to reflect the newfound truth. However, this truth has been there all along and we were just doing it the wrong way previously, so it is the absolute truth (I think, but I'm not sure. Too much Catholic politics).
The Catholic church claims to have always followed a principle of moral absolutism. In the middle ages, it was discerned that indulgences were OKAY. After Martin Luther did the East–West Schism, the Catholic church found itself with less power and affluence due to its reduced size, so it went back to the Bible and reinterpreted it to mean that indulgences are NOT OKAY.
by Bad C dev March 4, 2021
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Selective Moral Jerk

Someone who wouldn't steal a pencil from work but chops up anyone who doesn't fit his idea of a moral person. Meanwhile he breaks as many moral conduct rules as the next guy only in his mind those don't matter. Someone who will judge you harshly for a slight indiscretion and will jump to conclusions from incomplete evidence.
Jo Jo - "Man Joe is a dick. He accused me of cheating on an exam because he heard it from Dave who is a chronic liar. Meanwhile Joe is eyeballing Freddie's wife when he's not around."

Terry - " Yeah. Joe is a selective moral jerk. I hope Freddie punches him in the mouth."
by peter gazinya October 4, 2010
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Miradin

Miradin means the most sexiest, romantic, lovable man in the world. It's a bit of everything put in one.
Girl #1: that dude is so hot!
Girl #2: he's so Miradin!
by Mcm April 5, 2013
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