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Minnesota Sprinkler

Basically a snow blower. Minnesota children can be found playing in the blown snow during the winter. Much as children from warmer climates can be found playing in a sprinkler on a summer day elsewhere.
I was using the Minnesota Sprinkler to clear the front walk, and the kids had a blast in the blow out.
by CARRG February 15, 2010
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Byron, Minnesota

A pretty chill place to live. Byron is full of old people, stoners and average teenagers bored out of their minds. The police in Byron are pretty chill, opposed to Kasson cops, who are dicks.
Lets meet at the ALC parking lot in Byron, Minnesota to get stoned.
by Dethklok1222 October 13, 2008
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Minnesota Moustache

The act of one man placing his penis on another man's upper lip.
"My favorite movie was Bladerunner."
"Thats it I'm going to give you a Minnesota Moustache."
by Dick Kurkensen December 24, 2007
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Minnesota Stirfry

A sex act where a womans vagina is so loose that a man must fit his hand in and masterbate inside her.
Marrya has been around so much, the only way to get off from her is a Minnesota Stirfry.
by MKM Joe March 28, 2007
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Minnesota Microwave

Where you poop into a condom , warm it in a microwave , then proceed to use it
Dude your pale as a ghost . . . Did you give her the Minnesota microwave
by colefuzz November 14, 2011
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feelin' Minnesota

Having exceptional talent, but settling for a disappointing second-best. The term was coined from Soundgarden's "Outshined" which is an apt synonym.
Before the Minnesota Twins won the 1987 World Series, the people of Minnesota had been feelin' Minnesota, enduring presidential election losses by native sons Hubert Humphrey and Walter Mondale, along with four Super Bowl losses by the Vikings and a Stanley Cup loss by the North Stars in 1981.
by Nick Mound January 18, 2008
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Minnesota Butt

When there is no defined line between a girls butt and her leg. Her butt just gradually turns into her leg. Mostly due to the cold climate and lack of outdoor exercise.
by MrRagu February 7, 2018
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