Maximus

A male human with a penis with great size.

Wow, Maximus has the biggest dick!

by Reylfllun January 8, 2019

Pimpus Maximus

1. The biggest pimp in a single location (city, school, state, etc.)
2. The biggest pimp in a single location's car or ride of choice

1. Man, that's Pimpus Maximus. You don't want beef with him!
2. Check out that ride, man! That must be Pimpus Maximus!

by Lincoln Mafia January 17, 2005

muntus maximus

The ugliest of all woman.(latin)

I pulled muntus maximus last night. Fucking hell you were brave.

by Lord B of TW June 1, 2006

beautimous maximus

so amazingly beautimous its crazy

Slutty Mutty is so beautimous maximus

by SDAWGgG August 5, 2010

Maximum Thickness

The largest size that a girl can be before she is no longer considered attractive. Any larger and she is considered to be fat or unattractive.

Dude, Amanda is a little big, but she's still pretty hot. She's reached maximum thickness.

by TexAMAggie05 August 19, 2008

Maximus Bakington

When you are very very stoned. hense MAXimus BAKington. When you are high you have to shout out this phrase in an announcer-type voice.

"dude, i'm fuckin smacked"
"werd.... MAXIMUS BAKINGTON!!!"

by yer12345 March 15, 2009

maximum ice

a large,cheap,not bad tasting man sized beer sold @ the lcbo that gets you smashed

hey nick you still pounding the maximum ice into you?

by kalisz June 14, 2010