The living hell that you don't need or deserve but are forced to do anyway, it doesn't make sense, it's hard, its not useful, and it annoying as fuck, I hate it, you hate it, and the only kid who likes it is the Chinese kid in your class who always wears striped polo shirts and does you homework for you.
by Dankmeme420blazeu March 21, 2017

Teacher: Bob, what does 'gf 'equal in the mathematical equation 'x>ym>0+t/a-g+f=15'?
Bob: .... non existent?
Bob: .... non existent?
by nyanscout November 7, 2015

The mental abuse to humans. math may relate to almost every subject but every subject you think your good at, well that subject wont give a crap about you cause your a mortal.
YOU TERRORIST, YOU FUCKED OUR FUCK AND YOU FUCKED OUR HEADS. YOU MATH SON. ALSO YOUR HAIRLINE LOOKS LIKE A PENIS.
by perreroni NEGROni April 6, 2017

principle: can you tell me about you math teacher?
boy: I like our meth teacher because she likes to do meth with us.
math teacher: no, it's all an mistake
priciple: you're fired
boy: I like our meth teacher because she likes to do meth with us.
math teacher: no, it's all an mistake
priciple: you're fired
by smertieboi February 21, 2019

Teacher: Time to study math
Me: Nope *leaves room*
Teacher: Why are you going
Me: because its Mental Abuse To Humans and I don't believe in Abuse!
Me: Nope *leaves room*
Teacher: Why are you going
Me: because its Mental Abuse To Humans and I don't believe in Abuse!
by Dora The Destroyer January 24, 2019

Maths is a subject that everybody hated, except from that one kid..... they are now homeless but have a degree in science.
MATHS IS CRAP!
by Dungeon Dicks December 7, 2019
