Manhood

A term for penis.

Stoner 1: Dude, I told Michele that I wanted to have sex with her so she kicked me in my manhood.
Stoner 2: Dude, that must hurt like shit.

by Anonymous June 20, 2003

Service My Manhood

To provide sexual pleasure. Usually used to request a blow job or hand job, but can also mean full on secksi tyme.

After Baptist Revival Camp, I asked Julie to service my manhood, to which she eagerly complied.

by ThaBigCheesy October 9, 2010

MACHOSLAV

Alpha Male amongst the Slavic race. All genetic traces have linked back to Polish ancestry. Diligent searches in Russia have turned up no Machoslavs. Very defined masculinity and a large muscle mass that stands above all others in any crowd. A large brain mass equates with upper level logic rarely matched and never surpassed.

Machoslavs are widely sought after by sharp looking ladies. Victory is the only option for a Machoslav. Machoslavs are looked at with envy and sometimes hatred by Lesser Slavs and others who don't measure up.

by Michael Slavonski September 11, 2008

Macho Man Jump

When playing the game Left 4 Dead on VS. you jump from a high place (top of building) as a hunter and say "OH YEAH" or "SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM MOTHER FUCKER" as you pounce one of the survivors \.

" Dude Look!!! I just Macho Man Jumped that little queer, HAHA fuck Louis. OH YEAH! "

by J.T.000 January 31, 2009

manhole cover

What should be given to every heterosexual male before being incarcerated.

When Jim Bob dropped the soap in the shower he did not have to worry because he was wearing his manhole cover.

by Jack December 30, 2003

Manhoing

When You Got A Girl Friend But You Crushin On Another Girl. You is Manhoing.

Dude he's dating sharkiesha, but he Manhoing laukesha.

by Defineit101 April 14, 2015

machofabulous

A man wearing facial hair, fur coat and sunglasses.

Often seen walking into clubs in New York City accessorized with a gaggle of gays and girls.

by James Kressley September 11, 2005