lindsay lohan

She is hot. I would tap that.

"There's Lindsay Lohan. Would you tap that?"
"Yes, yes I would tap that."

by lizzi May 19, 2005

Lohan

A Ginger haired actress doing a backward crab walk naked. Lohans only appear during the day. they must be summoned by a husband asking his wife to imagine "L*****y Lohan doing a crab walk naked." the wife must then agree (with no persuasion) and a lohan will apear.

For a better overview of a lohan scenario, see family guy.

(husband)-Honey... i want you to imagine L*****Y Lohan doing a backward crab...................... naked.

(wife)-Why honey?

(husband)- Just do this for me ok!?

(lohan, appears naked doing a crab walk)- Hi,,, i'm a Lohan.

by Tom Marvelo Riddle January 27, 2008

Lindsay Lohan

A ugly girl how thinks she all that. She has these very ugly freeckles that she hids away with make-up. She is a total fake 100%

you can tell mshe had plastisc segrey on her breasts because a skinny girl can't have big breats like that.

by Elizabeth Payne September 19, 2005

Lohaned

The act of banging a girl on all fours. Similar to doggystyle

Damn man I lohaned the shit outta this bitch last night

by steeleclem January 30, 2009

lindsey lohan

redheaded actress, starred in the parent trap, freaky friday and mean girls

lindsey lohan should stop doing bad marilyn poses
yes my def does use lindsay lohan in a sentence actually.oh ok fine whatever im tired

by LINDAR May 31, 2006

Lindsey Lohan

A talentlackingfoolLindsey Lohan is slightly,(only slightly!) better than her rival the ever so sickeningly sweet Hilary Duff.

Lindsey Lohan: I bet you can't be as sluty as me Hilary!
Hilary Duff: You're on bitch!

by K-FedUp May 24, 2006

Lohith

a short ugly penguin

(in the arctic)

Jess - That penguin is so short and ugly!
Jaz - Its a Lohith!

by Mosue July 10, 2018