shit lint

The crumbled specks of toilet paper that fall down after wiping your ass.

Damn it! Who left all the shit lint on the floor again!

Nasty shit lint residue on the seat, wtf.

by Seabiscuit December 4, 2017

sticky lint roller

When a man slaps and teases his woman's hairy bush, knocking out lint and dust, before finally ejaculating into her pube jungle.

Picked up a waitress at a local dive bar. Had a bush like the Amazon, so I had to give her the old sticky lint roller.

by captaincrunk April 3, 2020

lint licker

A person of ethopian descent

you fucking lint licker

by Froix March 21, 2023

Road-lint

Traffic police. Particularly motorcycle cops see: white-elephant. Thus named because they appear out of nowhere and mess up your shit.

I just busted a platinum highchair down the highway, and now I've got road lint on my arse.

by Machiavelli Cheddars August 12, 2004

lint the unbannable

Lint is a Marine who also is up at like 3 am gaming. He's a superstraight advocate and very pure. He bathes in the blood of his victims (his words not mine...) and he is also a representative of kinkyspace, a channel in e-chat.

Katie (in dms) : Lint is so fucking hot -- I wanna have seggs with him! I just love me some fuck boys! They're so hot!!!

Lint the unbannable

by maczzbae March 12, 2021

Tuppy Lint

Bits of toilet paper that is stuck to the outside of a woman's vagina like lint all over a meaty sweater.

I really hate this cheap toilet paper. It's giving me terrible tuppy lint.

by Starmoonshine August 13, 2016

Tip Lint

When you pull down your pants and have lint on the tip of your peenar

Yo, i got bad tip lint last night. Took a while to clean it off.

by Poopsock__ September 30, 2025