Lampeter-Strasburg

A bunch of low life fuckboys that don’t know how to respect girls. The girls aren’t much better either. You think you’re in a relationship but you wanna go cheat on ur boyfriend the next night. Right. Don’t forget about the fact that the boys do the same. EVEN worse. they are all addicted to flash drives. Lampeter Starasburg boys LOVE to turn off their snap maps because they know damn well they are doing something they shouldn’t be. Also, most bitches that walk foot in this school damn well got some type of STD, so beware. Good luck to all my fellow friends who associate themselves with these lard ass niggas. i wish u luck. don’t introduce them to your mothers. and definitely not your father. ps- be sure not to send your nudes over snap, they secretly screenshot and put in groupchat. such fucks.

Lampeter-Strasburg: a school where STD’s are in the air

by Anonymous 031519 March 16, 2019

Lapeer

Lapeer is the town of red neck hicks, wanna be gangster white boys, and way too happy emos. Lapeer consists of 2 highschools. West is more for ur red-necks, East for ur wangsters. Both schools however have bitches and a whole lotta sluts.

Joe: "Hey I heard U went to Lapeer this weekend."

Kate: "Yea, saw 2 fights between wanna be gangsters. Priceless."

Joe: "Typical"

by KateyB May 14, 2011

Lapper

Lapper - Taking a half day or full day off of work due to kids hockey, baseball, kickball tournament or just leaving early from work to make a "train" or beat traffic.

Hey Guys, I'm gonna take a Lapper, kids gotta tourney in Boston.

Oh, i bet he takes a "Lapper" today.. traffic looks bad.

by jj55! September 2, 2022

flap-lapper

A woman who performs oral sex on another female.
A woman with homosexual tendencies.

Stop being such a flap-lapper and go out with Tony already!

by audkap February 11, 2008

Testicle lapper

A man hating, butch lesbian dyke whos purpose in life is to incriminate every male she crosses paths with. She is an unjust, cunt flap hater who can't give a man the time of day...but has no problem hitting on your girlfriend.

Hey man watch out....she's a major testicle lapper...keep your girl close....

by non testicle lapper April 8, 2011

lappyshunk

An annoying younger sibling or relative.

I'd go to the movies with you, but my parents left me with the damn Lappyshunk today.

by Dude Kahune September 28, 2003

LaPuerto Rico

a nickname for LaPorte, IN; sometimes used by those uncomfortable with the town's Hispanic population

"I need to get out of LaPuerto Rico and into a nice white town where everybody speaks English!"

by the mean bean October 5, 2009