Kyoto Solo

Related to a Tokyo Sandblaster. Though instead of being scat related, the Kyoto Solo is semen based.
The Kyoto Solo is when you cum so hard and in such a copius amount that your partner takes on the appearance of Han Solo encased in Carbonite. The fact that their eyes are squinting relates back to the Tokyo Sandblaster. Also see Hibernation Semen sickness.

Dude 1 - "How was last night ?"
Dude 2 - "Samantha let me Kyoto Solo her. I was seriously close to displaying her in Jabbas palace."

by Julio Mandell April 19, 2011

Klootzak

One who invests in a SCAM company...

I can't believe spag bought family. She is such a Klootzak.

by pig reverse December 28, 2005

Kooter

its the time in a boys life when he starts to think about shoving it in some girls poochie

"Dude im old enough to Kooter"

by DyNaMo February 25, 2003

Kooting

The act of humping the corpse of a dead animal

John: Did you see Rick kooting that dead deer?
Sammy: Yeah, that's nasty!

by california9492 November 18, 2016

Kootch

The coolest girl at RMU; a Zeta; one who makes all the boys SWOON...

This girl named Kootch went to the Phi Delt formal with a boy named Blue, and he drank to much and said some stupid things that he really didn't mean at all and was very embarrassed about.

by Brian J Murphy April 7, 2004

Kyoodling

To be violated, but happy about it.

For a person to violate (verbally and/or physically) someone else, but the person being violated enjoys it.

verb: kyoodles, kyoodle

Stephen: Im totally going to 'Kyoodle' Gemma later tonight.
Friend 1: Yeah, you have fun with that!
Friend 2: Hahahahaha!!
___
Gemma: Omg! I love it when Stephen 'Kyoodles' me.
Friend 1: Ack! Too much sex life info!!
Friend 2: HARR HARR HARR!!
___
Stephen: *Grabs Gemma's "chest"*
Gemma: Omfg! How very dare you! I feel so violated!!
Stephen: Im sorry i thought you would enjoy it.
Gemma: I did! Keep 'Kyoodling' me!

by Grrrr! August 30, 2007

kootered

to consume a copious amount of alcoholic beverages.

LETS GET KOOTERED!

or

Its time to get kootered!

by Kooter Brown September 18, 2006