kootered 

to consume a copious amount of alcoholic beverages.

LETS GET KOOTERED!

or

Its time to get kootered!

kootered by Kooter Brown September 18, 2006

Koosered

When your exhaust (insert any other car mod or apply to anything that your significant other finds annoying and makes you get rid of as a result) is too loud for your wife and she demands that you remove that thing or else...

"Wife won, exhaust gone. I got koosered"

Koosered by P!GPEN February 21, 2013