A term used to describe a person who remains logged into online games with no intention to play; this typically raises expectations from friends to go participate in quests and such, only to end in disappointment.
1.) I invited John to play a match of League of Legends with me, but he explained that he was busy doing something else. It took him ten minutes to respond, and in those ten minutes, I could've already gotten into a match. Bloody killtease.
2.) I logged onto World of Warcraft hoping to quest with some of my guild members, but it turns out they were all AFK while doing participating in karaoke on ventrlo.
2.) I logged onto World of Warcraft hoping to quest with some of my guild members, but it turns out they were all AFK while doing participating in karaoke on ventrlo.
by VicariousPhantom February 5, 2013
Get the Killtease mug.A kilosopher is a philosophical poser: a person who can recite large amounts of information, but lacks comprehension and therefore cannot offer any in depth analysis.
A kilosopher might be a college freshmen who, after a philosophy 101 course, can parrot his/her teachers to impress his/her friends, but, when pushed to go deeper into the material or look at it from a different angle, he/she changes the subject.
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Get the kilosopher mug.The fear of walking past a Scotsman on a windy day and their kilt blowing up to reveal a penis so infected it makes the blue waffle look edible.
Donald: It's a wee bit windy M'dear, I think you need to trim your beaver. It looks like the Jackson five's peaking out from under your skirt!
Fanny: Your small yeast infected mushroom is scaring my auntie, she has Kiltophobia remember?
Donald: Aye, but she can't see it if it's in her mouth.
Fanny: Your small yeast infected mushroom is scaring my auntie, she has Kiltophobia remember?
Donald: Aye, but she can't see it if it's in her mouth.
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