Kamala

Kamala is a name for a poop no bigger then a square inch that refuses to let go, it hangs on to the hairs surrounding the anus and causes the individual to twerk, shake the booty, or simply attempt to flick it off (risking severe smearing).

Had a kamala this morning and I had to wait 20 minutes for gravity to do its thing.
I tried shaking that kamala off and broke the toilet seat.
I didn't know I had a kamala, when I was done wiping my ass looked like a Nutella sandwich.

That kamala was hanging on like tarzan.

by Juicy plums February 10, 2022

Kamala

’Kamala’ means ’horrible’ in Finnish.

Technically ’Kamala Harris’ means Horrible Harris in Finnish.

Finnish person:"Tää Trump jäbä on kyllä ihan vitun kamala äijä." (This Trump dude sure is one horrible man.)

by DaisyTatsuki November 25, 2020

Kamal's Law

The law that usurps all laws for a moment in time. This law is used to perfect ones well-being by any means, even if one has to disregard all other laws humans have in existence. Reason, logic and morals are no longer necessary while Kamal's Law is in effect. Kamal's Law has no definite duration period but consequences will vary. Use at your own risk.

Bill tells Ted that he's hungry and has been fired from his last job. Ted replies, "Well Bill, as Kamal's Law states, he who doesn't giveth a fuck may do upon himself a multitude of goodness as long as he shan't be caught. So, go steal some grub Bill and remember to party on dude."

by Twerk for cancer October 30, 2013

Kamala Harris

Current VP of the United States of America, waiting in line to become the next President as soon as Joe Biden is screwed. Woman with fake laughter and who has managed to change her ethnicity according to the situation. Also a Hot Milf whose fake nude photos caused a controversy.

Yo woman why you laughing like Kamala Harris?
Damn man look at the woman she is one hot MILF like our VP Harris

by unrealisticguy January 22, 2021

kalal

a fucking retard which no one fucking likes because he takes all the bitches
(he is also veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy gay)

ur such a kalal

by qwbcgyhuvfkewtygudvwi gay April 28, 2017

kaala-chashma

To speak highly of one's self. Often done solely to have some fun or act cool.

ABC : I'm so smart, I know everything!
XYZ : Oh, please, you're such a kaala-chashma.

by veeboiz November 18, 2010

kamali

it's a type of sooti by tahmineh that happend in korean class . Tahmineh was trying to explain different kinds of amali and kalami sootis to arghavan and suddenly the word kamali started to be a thing 🤔

for example : Hey I did a sooti !

was it amali or kalami or kamali ?
I think it was kamali **

by thminzz August 17, 2018