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Kermitment

When getting fisted turn to your partner and in a Kermit the Frog voice say "Hey man watch it up there"
Oh yeah I do Kermitment.
by Slick2255 May 15, 2021
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kermiting

when you are so grumpy you do kermit grumpy squished up face
why are you kermiting right now?
by theurbangamer February 15, 2023
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Kermit

Kermit is a very largely memed upon frogge that is very cool
“Kermit is very cool.”
by It’sFroggaebesties March 30, 2022
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Corporate Kermit

A colloquial term used in corporate settings to describe an individual who takes excessive pleasure in establishing and enforcing overly strict rules for the office. For instance, requiring prior approval to participate in company-sanctioned recreation (e.g., ping pong). Related to: corporate cunt.
Corporate Kermit, during a conference call: Excuse me, Salt Lake office? Please put yourself on mute, I can't hear myself talk over your collective breathing. Thanks.
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Kermit

Kermit is love Kermit is life.
by Odd_Noodle961 November 8, 2019
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Kermit

You should join him in heaven (or what ever you call a burning pit in witch you suffer for eternity. Kidding)

A guy like has the following hobbies:
Drinking tea. Shooting himself in the head. Telling god to fuck off . Unloading a bullet in his head in the afterlife. realizing he is already dead. Flipping of angels while naked.

F**K YOU GOD and F**K YOU LIFE -KERMIT

The photo is his announcement the he is going Kermit the frog style
by Alphawolf112 October 2, 2019
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kermit

a guy who has a lotta opinions on people
person: i like your personality kennedy

kermit: fact check please
by kennedyv April 7, 2022
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