Jean-Paul

This man has big dick energy. He let god, his creation, get credit when he created the earth so that people wouldn’t crowd around him. He is fabled to have KO’d Jesus Christ in heaven when the lord attacked him for having a 186 K/D against him. The legends say that when medusa stared him down, she turned to stone and that he gave the great Gaia his spare adamantine so Kronos could kill Uranus.

You’ve stepped on Jean-Paul’s land? You’re gonna end up being auschwitzed bro.

Oh, the Jean-Paul sized condoms are way too big for me.

Damn he tried to go for one of Jean-Paul’s women? Oh better commit japan pilot 1940 before he gets you bro, you’re gonna be sorry.

Jean-Paul by Merrickman2003 January 24, 2020

jean-creamer 

A sexual person, scene, situation, or movie that makes you cream your jeans.

That porno was really a jean-creamer.

jean-creamer by Dealin' Don February 24, 2009

Jean-gina 

The creases that your jeans form in the crotch when in a seated position.

That dude's got a massive jean-gina!

Jean-gina by Naot234 June 11, 2010

jean-eduard 

a boy who is in 5th grade with mrs. hately.

hes also very attractive when he took place in tarzan on broadway ;)

jean-eduard is a male?

jean-eduard by a stalker i guess March 18, 2019

Jean Leclerc 

Jean Leclerc is a Québécois singer-songwriter. Until 2006, he was known as Jean Leloup or "John the Wolf" in Anglophone contexts. His colourful personality and unique musical style have made him a star in the francophone rock community.

Jean Leclerc's Discography:

Menteur, 1989
L'amour est sans pitié, 1990
Le dôme, 1996
Les fourmis (studio/live), 1998
La vallée des réputations, 2002
Exit (live), 2004
Je joue de la guitare - 1985-2003, 2005
Mexico (September 2006)

Jean Leclerc by Fourmi November 19, 2006

Jean Underwear

Denim shorts that are so short, they might as well just be denim underwear.

Damn! I could see that bitch's ass cheeks 'cuz she was wearing jean underwear.

Jean Underwear by Cut up not toasted yet June 26, 2008

Jean-Claude Van Damme 

The definition of ass-kicking

That guy kicks so much ass, you'd think he was Jean-Claude Van Damme

Jean-Claude Van Damme by Rossman! May 6, 2006