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Kids get inside! Jared is cumming!
Jared by Turkey Jerky Tom April 13, 2015
a stupid fucker who can't even get dressed in the morning.
he likes hitting on married women and invariably gets beaten by their husbands.
he is usually retarded and likes literally eating shit.
that man just beat his wife's jared.
jared by gerard_capshen123 November 23, 2013
Jared works at Subway
Jared by Idiot801 November 11, 2016
The stupid ass Jew everyone's cool with. That kids got more problems than a mental patient. Usually known as the drug dealer because he's getting rid of all those prescriptions mommy has him on. Nice guy though
"Damn Jareds drunk again"?
Jared by Autobon946 March 31, 2017
someone who has achieved the mastery of gayness

someone you would stride to be gay

a manifestation of homoseaxuallity

basically the gay-est nigga God could create
I took jared's girlfriend ... oh well

My wife is hates jared and things he is a homophobic nigger
jared by jared gasmena December 6, 2017
Stop being such a whore, Jared.
Jared by miath August 11, 2018