jank

let me play with yo dick a lil bit

He said jank, "let me play with yo dick a lil bit."

by bacardi apple April 14, 2009

Janks

The word means jews that sucks balls.

Look at those janks over their with that guy.

by I hate jews October 27, 2007

jank

The opposite of dank. When something is totally unkind, and full of hate instead of love. Bad things.

Hippie 1: "I was in the lot after a phish show and some dude stole my wallet."

Hippie 2: "Brother, that is some jank ass shit."

Hippie 1: "Totally!"

by Fenway Nickel September 12, 2003

jank

when something is ridiculous or wrong

That referee was totally jank.

by squeeble1234 June 15, 2011

jank

To drink yourself to death with alcoholic beverages.

John is going to jank himself. He just went to the liquor store, bought 24 gallons of vodka, and he is heading to a cabin in the woods to drink that shit until he dies.

by scootersunshine February 03, 2010

jank

Part of the mank-jank-skank-rank-gank scale of just how bad something is. All are negative terms.

gank is worse than
rank is worse than
skank is worse than
jank is worse than
mank

I bowled like a pile of jank.

by James Keenan May 25, 2006

jank

2 cars humping each other (usually used as a comperative word for things actually having sex)

Man, those 2 fat people having sex looks like a jank.

by bread infection November 10, 2005