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Jeezie Creezie

A less offensive way of saying "Jesus Christ"

Said by Eddie Izzard during one of his comedy shows.
You: This place is so boring. I hate it here. Blah blah..complain complain...

Me: Jeezie creezie, do you ever stop complaing?
by The Elphler October 26, 2008
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jeez

what the Devil must have said when he saw Jesus Christ thrusting a cross into the devil's mouth.
"Please have mercy, Jeeezz....(dead)"
by I Izzo Nizzo October 28, 2003
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Angry Jeezy

An act of such unspeakable filth that it has yet to be graphically described.
Girl 1: I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of an angry jeezy...
Girl 2: Sounds like a dirty sanchez...
Boy 1: Is it going to cost me several thousands of dollars?
Girl 3: ... and that's just the court fees.
by Granny Sage August 5, 2008
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young jeezy

Another terrible rapper from Atlanta...gosh there are so many. This guy is so lame that he bit everything off of Jay-Z from the name to the persona to the lyrics. Jay-Z sometimes calls himself "Young Hova", so this guy bit the "Young" part, and Jay-Z became "Jeezy". So you can probably guess how the rest will turn out.

First, he says "Yeah" all the time biting Lil' Jon who doesn't even rap. "Soul Survivor" is the name of a Pete Rock album. "Guess who's bizzack" is a line from a Jay-Z song.

Second, he doesn't even have his own persona. There must be a million drug-dealer-turned-rappers out there, Jay-Z being the first to really bring it to the mainstream.

Finally, he has a terrible, garbage flow. You hear the first part of one of his bars, and you will be able to guess how the rest of it goes...that is, unless it's a lyric he bit from a Jay-Z song, in which case you won't be able to guess. The only other time you might not be able to guess what he'll say next is when he pulls a DMX and just repeats himself.

Best of all, he says "dayum" or "yeah" after every bar. Funny, MCs used to do that when they said something ill, not rhyming "hell" and "jail" for the millionth time. Next time you listen to a Jeezy song, count how many times he rhymes "chain" and "thang".
Young Jeezy sucks, but you bought his CD.
by One Half April 8, 2006
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jeeze la weese

Jeeze la weeze, why did you go and do that?
by moriah/curtis August 1, 2005
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jeezy peezy lemon squeezy

An expression used by huge dorks who are so hopeless that they think they are cool by saying it.
"UrbanDictionary doesn't have a definition for 'jeezy peezy lemon squeezy'?! jeezy peezy lemon squeezy!!"

"jeezy peezy lemon squeezy!! I don't say 'jeezy peezy lemon squeezy' too much!"
by NGE March 6, 2007
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Jeekez

Something that is just like sooo fucking lame
John loves purple rhino asses...
he is soooo jeekez
by Adam December 25, 2004
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