Howler Monkey

"TheOatmeal" online comics
"That guy who calls a meeting to avoid doing actual work. He never shuts up, challenges every opinion and opens just about EVERYTHING up for debate. He thinks he's helping but he's really just mindlessly shrieking into the jungle"

Person 1: Shit we have a meeting today at five with that ass hole Jim
Person 2: Oh you mean that Howler Monkey?
Person 1: Yup
Person 2: FACK

by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 15, 2015

Howling at the moon

If you are a human doing this it is just SCARY! Leave it to the cute non-FUCKED up little shit over here.

Me: "why are you, um, howling at the moon."

CRAZY DUDE: "I AM ONE WITH NATURE!!"

Me: "totally snapping this to my friends."

by Wolf Master 5000 December 10, 2016

Howling at the moon

If you are a human doing this it is just SCARY! Leave it to the cute non-FUCKED up little shit over here.

Me: "why are you, um, howling at the moon."

CRAZY DUDE: "I AM ONE WITH NATURE!!"

Me: "totally snapping this to my friends."

by Wolf Master 5000 December 10, 2016

Howlin

You're wildin out, or acting crazy

"I told Jen you liked her" " bro fr? You're howlin. Why would you tell her?"

by Lovehandle157 March 16, 2017

howlett report

The vet's medical-diagnostic statement about the overall health of your prize huntin' hounds.

Backwoods hippie: Well, the vet's howlett report gives my dogs a clean bill of health, so I reckon they're all ready for the spring huntin'-trials.

by QuacksO March 22, 2017

HOWLING CHEEKS

WHEN HER BUTT IS SO FAT YOU CAN HOWL IN HER CHEEKS.

WHERE IS OLE HOWLING CHEEKS?

by SOFTPULL September 7, 2018

Howlloween

An infamous holiday at the end of October where people either get howling drunk or have howling adventures trying to scare each other.

I always just stay home for Howlloween, since I prefer a quiet stable uneventful existence.

by QuacksO September 24, 2018