hoemosmexual

A very popular tik toker with over 10 billion followers, very epic and funny.

My "hoemosmexual" tried to run away yesterday.

by User1billionand69 June 13, 2021

hoemosmexual

A very funny and epic tik toker, he's known for having 1billion followers and for being a trillianair. (Idk how to spell ☹️💔)

My hoemosmexual flew to mars.

by User1billionand69 June 13, 2021

hoebop

someone who is a hoe, AND a bop; hence the word "hoebop". usually people named "huongie" use the term.

ewwwww, look at that hoebop!

by huongie December 19, 2007

hemorrhoid tourniquet

Hemorrhoid tourniquet: trying on thong underwear and getting your hemorrhoids caught in the floss when you pull them off.

During some man-talk over beers, one of the guys explained how he tried on his girlfriend's thong during a hemorrhoid flare-up and it got really squeezed as he took them off. His beer buddy didn't miss a beat as he explained "No Pain, No Gain" and confirmed that hemorrhoid tourniquets like that were coming into vogue at old man frat parties.

by benighse November 22, 2009

hemoshefean

(he-moe- she- fe-in) a person that is hard to tell if they are male or female

damn did you see that hemoshefean walking down the road

by snake 442 September 3, 2010

Hemorrhoid Police

An over the top, overly aggressive, politically correct in every which way conceivable Human Resources Department that snuffs the heart and soul out of a company.

Bob - Crap, I'm being summoned by the Hemorrhoid Police...

Peter - What'd ya do?

Bob - Ya know that joke the other day about Romney and his magic underwear that showed up in my eMail? Someone looked at it over my shoulder then ratted me out to HR...

by bullharbour November 10, 2012

Hemoqueef

Vaginal blood fart

He's more than a douche - he's a hemoqueef.

I went down on my girlfriend, and she surprised me with a hemoqueef.

by suchatnoir January 29, 2014