hiding the hobbit 

to hide bilbo baggins up the wizards sleeve

to abuse ones self.to pet the one eyed trouser snake.to wank

hiding the hobbit by hugh jass September 23, 2003

Giving a Hobbit 

When a person is sleeping, either shave your pubes or theirs, cum on their feet while they're sleeping, and then sprinkle on the hair, thus giving a "Hobbit-like" apperence

"Yeah, I was with this girl I didn't know last night and we hooked-up, we were drunk. Anyways, she passed out after we had sex, and I decided on "Giving a Hobbit" while she was sleeping, you should've seen the look on her face.

Giving a Hobbit by Kostar November 27, 2007

troll hobbit 

this thing is a mixture of a troll and a hobbit and has some trouble with the ladies, and he makes fun of how his bestfriends look to make himself feel better about himself

man im gunna steal her from him,thinks theyre funny,damn troll hobbit

troll hobbit by cbvsdbvbfkvjbkjfgvb June 4, 2009

cock hobbit 

a little person who is obsessed with hairy penis

shut up you cock hobbit (luke crocker)

cock hobbit by finalryu October 4, 2012

The Hobbit 

A young blond hair man, at St. Francis University, that creeps around St. Francis Hall, lurking in, and out of Jesse's / Ian's room. Hobbit

The Hobbit was lurking in the shadows today.

The Hobbit by Chris M. M October 20, 2008

The Hobbit 

A sex move during the standard missionary position (man on top woman on bottom), where once the woman is finished (either achieving orgasm or loss of interest) she raises her knee to her chest, places her foot on the man's chest and kicks him off of her.

I'm tired of this, get off me or I'll use the Hobbit on you. -I Invented it.

The Hobbit by TeenageDirtbag February 21, 2007

The Hobbit 

An evil killer with a white face and skin, black eyes, a long robe, and has one curly hair on his head. He is very evil. BEWARE

Susie: OMG! look behind you its the hobbit!
George: what..no...aaaah aaaaaaaahhhh!

The Hobbit by Anonymys January 5, 2005