Lisa's little helper

LISA IS AN A AMAZING WOMAN AND SHE HAS A GIRLFRIEND NAMED JEAN

Are you Lisa's little helper?

Yes.

by Axel<3 October 17, 2022

Herpies

a very horrible desise. mostly found in blonde bitches who steal peoples shit (these herpie infested blondes are more attracted to peoples clothes then actual shit), lie about everything, find brown haired boys (who are currently dating people) and force them to join there little herpie club. for example. being a blone haired herpie infested BITCH comes the common side affects; Full of your self, looking like a dick, super herpies, no friends.

So they find people that can look like a dick, be full of them selves, and have super herpies with.

so please, dont join this "club" of dumb blond bitches.
find help.

X;Yo! You see that blonde girl over there?!
Y;Dude..thats *******. she has herpies.
X; oh thanks dude! that was a close one! hey have you seen my aero sweater?

by the one who knows whats up. June 19, 2010

Heepie

Heepie. What a wonderful Phrase. Heepie, aint no passing craaazzzzeeee.
Sorry, but ya gotta love that song. Heepie, is a word I invented last night. Can mean whatever the heepie you want it to mean. I generally use it in heepie random sentences, or to get out of tight situations. But CAN be used to replace anything.

'Hey guys, that chick heepie was fucking hot.'
Hey guys, let's go smoke some heepie.'
'Holy shit dude, you saw her heepies?! TOTALLY HEEPIE.'
' Me: Sorry officer, didn't know i shouldn't be smokin weed in a kids play park.
Officer:You're gonna have to come down the station kid.
Me: Sorry officer, HEEPIE! *runs off*

by Mosha Trix December 27, 2003

Tuna Helper

(1)deoderant for the not so fresh vagina.

(2) the new and improves version of the "stinky pinky"

Mary took herself to the store to buy some Tuna helper because flies were starting to congregate around her crotch.

by tuna&shitbird January 8, 2005

Helpiana

Commnly used by an Ariana Grande fan or a Minchers to ask for help. But other than that, it's mostly used by Minachers and as a response to a spilled tea or an alternative response to shock. Derived from the word Help and Ariana.

USAGE #1: HELP BUT MAKE IT FANCY
Helpiana😭, I need money to buy Taylor Swift's surprise album.

USAGE #2: SHOCK WHEN A TEA WAS SPILLED
Girl #1: Bestiana, look! Selena Gomez and Chris Evans is datingggg! Helpianaaa
Girl #2: Helpiana!

by Swiftea☕ October 8, 2021

Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole

The longest ever metaphor for masturbation.

As seen in the upcoming film, the Dark Show

Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.

by theDarkShow October 23, 2010

Helpless

It's when a person like me has some serious problems, romantically, at least.

aka when you have daddy issues and are always talking about how much you wanna fuck Gee Way.

Alexis: geez, what's up with you and crushing on people 3x your age? He's 42, and you're barely 14!!

Helena: sorry, I guess I'm helpless

by Foxy Like A Badger October 7, 2019