Help Wanted

Help Wanted is first episode of SpongeBob SquarePants. It aired on May 1, 1999, and it's plot revolves around SpongeBob joining the Krusty Krab.

The official SpongeBob channel has uploaded Help Wanted onto YouTube. Give it a watch.

by The Chicken Didn't Die in Vain September 13, 2021

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help me please

help please i'm dynig i'm gonna die please pllhplerplepl hpaelplsease please

me: help me please im dying pleapsleplaseplase heartatkkc

by Jack156 October 5, 2019

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help with luggage

Sexual favors. Specifically, gay sex acts with a rent-boy, prostitute, trick or escort.

I needed help with luggage so I hired a rent boy.

by smashaduck May 5, 2010

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help, i've fallen, and i can't get up

a catchphrase from some old 80's tv commercial for LifeAlert, a device geared toward the elderly that supposedly was supposed to save them if they became stranded. usually an old woman says it

old hag -"Help, I've fallen, and I can't get up!"

mustachioed dispatcher- "We're sending help right away!"

tv shows ambulance racing down street

by flkjhfkjh November 10, 2007

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HELP FEED THE TROLL

A popular online blog that archives and shares the funniest trolling attempts on the internet for your entertainment.

Holy shit, I can't believe I actually convinced that dude to commit suicide on omegle! Better submit this shit to HELP FEED THE TROLL.

by kwondike April 4, 2010

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help your uncle jack off a horse

A capitalization error, the difference between "Help your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "help your uncle jack off a horse"

Cowboy 1: Hey, partner! Go help your uncle jack off a horse!
Cowboy 2: How many times do I have to tell you, it's "help your Uncle Jack off a horse!
Cowboy 1: Oh, sorry for making that homosexual grammar error!

by TehEndieMC December 14, 2014

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